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NuTone Scovill Apartment Telephone security system? I have an apartment building that has a NuTone Scovill telephone entry system in place, but I think it needs to be re-programed. I have no instruction on it... NuTone is no help. It's an older style with a old telephone receiver that hangs on the main part. It's got a button for every tenant and than that's it. If you have one or have instructions, it would be a great help!! the landlord doesn't know how to work it and doesn't have any instructions for it... Just the key. Actually I get a discount on rent if i get it working. :p

How does the USA compare when it comes to illegal entry? Let me see if I have this right? If you cross the North Korean Border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor. If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you will be jailed. If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again. If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed. If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into political prison to rot. If you cross the U.S. Border you get: A job A drivers license Social Security Card Welfare Food Stamps Credit Cards Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house Free education Free Health Care A lobbyist in Washington Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language Your own television channels, also in your language Telephone answering systems as well as ATM machines in your language The right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect And in many instances, you can vote. I just wanted to make sure I had a grasp on the situation. Tio, no I am not saying that. What I am saying is that we are giving away things and the people who come here illegally do not deserve this. They need to come legally and pay taxes like the rest of us and then I have no complaints.

Does my resident agency have the right to keep my holding deposit? I have a question for holding deposit. Today( July 18), I signed and paid the holding deposit for $250. and background check for $25. I found a very cozy apartment. it has the secured gate and the model room.  Someone has still rented for the unit  so the resident agancy showed me the model room. The room was very remodeled and clean. Actually, I went the apartment last Sunday( July 12).  The rent was around $1300. The resident agancy told me the unit is located behind the model room building. She did not tour the building.. The rent was a little expensive for me so I did not put holding deposit on July 12. During this week, I  saw the ad in craigslist. They dropped the rent to $1,050. I called the resident agancy. She told me that sometimes they put fake advertisement in craigslist. But other unit at the same building is $1110.So, I went  to the office today ( July 18) to pay holding deposit. I saw the model room again and I really liked the apartment because the model room and  building were very clean. Also, it has the secured gate.  After I signed  and paid the holding deposit  by USPS money order. I told her if I can see the building. She gave me a surprised face and told me that  she is not able to come with me because she had another appointment.So I went to the building behind the model room  first time. I was very suprised becasue the building was not on the same site of the clean apartment. Also, there is not secured gate. The building was ver dirty. It was completely  diffrent from the model room building.I checked the brochure for this apartment. It states telephone entry system and privacy gates. My building does not have the entry system and gates. My question is, even though the resident agancy did not disclose all fact of the building and only showed the model room and the model room building, does she have a right to keep my holding deposit because I have already signed the holding deposit agreement. I live in San Jose, CA. Please give me advice. Thank you,

What does a Medical Software Programmer do and can I be one? Hi, I have heard of it and think I am interested. What do they do exactly? Here is my education and experience so far. Is it an option for me? I started off a computer engineering major. I have taken Programming I and II in Java and can write mid sized Java programs. I have Calculus I-IV. I then switched to Zoology because I like the biological sciences more and it can as an entry degree into healthcare. My work experience includes 9 years of computer and telephone systems repair for the government (not PCs) repair. My GPA won't be great and will hover somewhere around 2.6-3.2 when I graduate ( Mostly from a few Cs and Ds when I was in Engineering, I did do well in programming classes, though). I will be Graduating from OU next year (University of Oklahoma).

recommend a pc and system for Customer Ordering System for a SME? suggest me : The fastest PC that can manage customer order entry system. The PC that is able to handle high volume of customer orders received via the telephone and internet. 10 POINTS!!!

how do you say this in French please? Senior Receptionist – Supervisor Covering the reception area and manage the security entry system. Answering the telephone in a friendly and efficient manner and taking messages as appropriate. Assist in resolving customer enquiries in accordance with company requirements on customer care and ensuring accuracy of information. Head of Concierge Advising customer on best fares & routes Supporting travel agencies with current information Working in a fast paced environment

what can I do to improve this resume? I am having a hard time landing interviews, what can I do to improve name withheld address with held xxx@gmail.com Relevant Skills Typing 40 wpm, data entry at 7000 kph, knowledgeable in Microsoft Word, Excel, Power Point and Office Outlook. SAMII Financial and Human Resource applications, accounts payable experience. Operation of switchboard and front desk reception using multi-line phone system and other general office equipment. Customer Service experience. Work Experience Department of Social Services/ FSD 10/2008 - 4/30/09 St. Louis Missouri US Salary: $1832.00 USD Per Month Hours per week: 40 Office Support Assistant Main Duties are mail sorting and delivery to appropriate Case Workers , Supervisors, and Postal Mail. Medical Bill payment using SAM II financial program. Keeping track of EBT cards and pin numbers for those who receive them from our office as oppose to home delivery. Check Control including setting up of direct deposit for clients and employees, update telephone voice mail system and instructed new employees on how to use system, periodically updated Excel spreadsheets for employee contact and invoice payments, Back up Switchboard operator as well. (Contact Supervisor: Yes, Supervisor's Name: withheld Department of Social Services/ DYS 1/2008 - 10/2008 St Louis Missouri US Salary: $1779.00 USD Per Month Hours per week: 40 Office Support Assistant Duties include timekeeping for employees using SAM II application, maintaining budgets for client's educational and residential needs also using SAM II and Excel. Maintaining employee's personnel files as well as files/educational records for clients. Typing, using Microsoft Word, Excel, Power Point. Preparation of Minutes following staff meetings, Maintaining vehicle expense accounts and preparing Monthly Critical Incident Reports, Postal Mail delivery to Downtown office, prepared report cards for youth using Mobius and monthly updated of attendance and grades. ( Contact Supervisor: Yes, Supervisor’s Name: withheld Department of Corrections/P & P 2/2001-5/2007 Salary: $1744. USD Per Month Hours per week: 40 Office Support Assistant(keyboarding) Record and file management for clients within the criminal justice system. Mail distribution of court mail, inter-office as well as postal, typing case summary, violation and investigation reports as well as monthly expense reports for Probation & Parole Officers. Back up receptionist duties include answering and directing hundreds of calls daily. Greeting/assisting clients visitors. Also perform background record checks using REGIS court management and arrest systems. Perform data entry and typing using an AS400 system and personal computer utilizing Microsoft word, lotus, excel and operation of general office equipment regularly. (Contact Supervisor: Yes, Supervisor's Name: withheld Zip Mail Services Inc. 11/2000 - 2/2001 Salary: $7.00 USD Per Hour Hours per week: 48 Data Entry Clerk Responsibilities include quality control of postal mail by checking for bar code and address errors. Sorted mail by zip code and at times I would operate mail sorting machine when there was a shortage of staff. Daily data entry. (Contact Supervisor: Yes, Supervisor's Name: withheld Sunnen Corporation 3/2000 - 10/2000 Salary: 8.00 USD Per Hour Hours per week: 40 Housekeeping/custodial Cleaning of main area such as the restrooms, cafeteria, kitchen area, employee work areas and utilized the buffer as well as other cleaning utensils daily (Contact Supervisor: Yes, Supervisor's Name: Mr. with held Thumbs Up Telemarketing 1/1996 - 6/1998 Salary: 6.00 USD Per Hour Hours per week: 48 Telephone sales representative Daily telephone sales(hard calls and soft calls) for different companies such as Channel 9 fund raising, Barnes-Jewish Hospital fund raising, Bank of Milwaukee home loan processing and a variety of others. Light typing was required for this position. Was one of the top sellers in the company. Hourly wages plus commission (Contact Supervisor: Yes, Supervisor's Name:withheld Education St. Louis Community College at Forest Park St. Louis, Missouri US Some College Coursework Completed - 12/2006 36.000 Semester Hours Major: Micro-Computer Specialist GPA: 2.50 out of 4.000 St. Louis Community College at Forest Park St. Louis, Missouri US Some College Coursework Completed - 11/2000 30 Semester Hours Major: Applied Sciences GPA: 3.00 out of 4.00 References * withheld *withheld * withheld please do not advertise work at home opportunities as they will be deleted thank you Vicseo, I am sure you can see I was with the state government for 7+ years. You didnt read resume in full obviously

What do you think about my resume? How can I make it better? OBJECTIVE I am seeking a position where I can utilize my skills and experience while continuing to grow professionally EDUCATION Queens Academy of the Outreach Program September 2001-January 2003 High School Diploma Queens Vocational and Technical H.S. September 1998 - June 2001 Major: Business QUALIFICATIONS Communications •Greeted potential and existing barbershop clients •Answered high volume of telephone calls for barbershop •Scheduled appointments for barbershop clients •Acted as translator when needed with Spanish speaking clients •Worked closely with clients in barbershop ensuring their satisfaction Computers •Updated patient records into hospital system •Knowledge of Microsoft Word, and Photo Studio •Typing speed a minimum of 50 wpm Management •Maintained flow of clients during barbershop business hours •Assisted with setting up and preparation of child care activities •In charge of maintaining play areas in a clean and safe condition for children in child care program •Provided continuous supervision to children •Assisted with training new barbershop employees Creative Projects •Specialized in the art of hair braiding •Styled hair for clients •Created hair designs for clients •Developed website profiles as advertisement for braiding work •Constructed a book used as a style guide for clients EXPERIENCE Hair Braider, Corona Barbershop Plus, Jackson Heights, NY October 2003 - Present Hair Braider, Finess Barbershop, Corona, NY May 2001- August 2002 Data Entry Clerk, Elmhurst Hospital, Elmhurst, NY September 1999 – April 2000 Child Care Assistant, Our Lady of Sorrow Church, Corona, NY June 1999 – August 1999 REFERENCES References are available upon request

help with this java program? we've been asked to do an address book program that could view all the inputted entries as well as add,update, and delete an entry.... i'm done with adding and updating entries... but i'm having trouble with displaying all entries and deleting an entry help please?? here's what i've done so far: import java.io.*; public class AddressBook { private int top = 0; private static final int MAXENTRIES = 100; private AddressBookEntry [] list; public static void main(String[] args) { BufferedReader keyIn = new BufferedReader (new InputStreamReader(System.in)); AddressBook addBook = new AddressBook(); String act = ""; while (true){ System.out.println ("\n[A] Add entry"); System.out.println ("[D] Delete entry"); System.out.println ("[V] View all entries"); System.out.println ("[U] Update entry"); System.out.println ("[Q] Quit"); System.out.println ("Enter desired action: "); try{ act = keyIn.readLine(); } catch (Exception e){ System.out.println ("Error"); } if (act.equals("A")||act.equals ("a")) addBook.addEntry(); else if (act.equals("V")||act.equals ("v")) addBook.viewEntries(); else if (act.equals("D")||act.equals ("d")) addBook.deleteEntry(); else if (act.equals("U")||act.equals ("u")) addBook.updateEntry(); else if (act.equals("Q")||act.equals ("q")) System.exit (0); else System.out.println ("Unknown command"); } } public AddressBook() { list = new AddressBookEntry [MAXENTRIES]; } public void addEntry(){ BufferedReader keyIn = new BufferedReader (new InputStreamReader (System.in)); String name = ""; String add = ""; int tel = 0; String email = ""; if (top == MAXENTRIES){ System.out.println ("Address Book is full"); return; } try{ System.out.print ("Name: "); name = keyIn.readLine(); System.out.print ("Address: "); add = keyIn.readLine (); System.out.print ("Telephone number: "); tel = Integer.parseInt (keyIn.readLine()); System.out.print ("Email Address: "); email = keyIn.readLine (); } catch (Exception e){ System.out.println (e); System.exit (0); } AddressBookEntry entry = new AddressBookEntry (name, add, tel, email); list [top] = entry; top++; } public void updateEntry (){ BufferedReader keyIn = new BufferedReader (new InputStreamReader(System.in)); int index = 0; String name = ""; String add = ""; int tel = 0; String email = ""; try { System.out.print ("Entry number: "); index = Integer.parseInt (keyIn.readLine ())-1; System.out.print ("Name: "); name = keyIn.readLine (); System.out.print("Address: "); add = keyIn.readLine (); System.out.print("Telephone number: "); tel = Integer.parseInt(keyIn.readLine()); System.out.print("Email Address: "); email = keyIn.readLine (); } catch (Exception e){ System.out.println (e); System.exit (0); } AddressBookEntry entry = new AddressBookEntry (name, add, tel, email); list [index] = entry; } } }

Stop online cheating...? I hereby request to all main web hosters and free web page providers that do not allow anybody to make a web page without showing their verified residential address and contact telephone numbers, nowdays the internet cheaters are increasing by more..more websites, they are making money like (Hyip) by collecting investments and get paid to read emails system and offering other services like data entry system, work at home How and keep legality for the new generation:)

What is wrong with my resume? This is the resume that I have been using to find an administration job. I know it needs some tweaking, but the books are not helpful at all. I kindly ask that you review my resume and tell me what it is i need to fix. I omitted the name and address portion for security reasons. I thank you for your time. Qualifications Summary: Administrative support professional experienced working in fast paced environments. Strong organizational, technical and interpersonal skills. Trustworthy, ethical, and discreet. Committed to superior customer service. Confident and poised in interactions with people of all levels. Detail oriented and resourceful in completing projects. Able to multi-task effectively. Capabilities include: *Customer Service and Relations *Word Processing and Typing *Computer Operations *Filing and Data Archiving *Telephone Reception *Office Equipment Operations Experience Highlights Administrative Support: *Performed administrative and secretarial support functions for the commander of the Civil Engineer Squadron. Coordinated and maintained multiple priorities and projects. *Provided secretarial and reception services for a busy civil engineer business. Scheduled appointments, and maintained accurate up-to-date client files. *Assisted with general accounting functions. Provided telephone support; investigated and resolved billing problems for over 150 facilities. *Trained and supervised Quality Assurance personnel. Customer Service and Reception: *Registered new clients using data-entry system. Demonstrated ability to maintain composure and work efficiently in a fast-paced environment. *Orchestrated daily, weekly, and yearly, work status reports for all civil engineer foreman and clients; managed customer relations and provided exemplary service to all customers/foreman. Management and Supervision: *Promoted rapidly from entry-level assistant to operations manager. *Participated and oversaw staff training and scheduling. *Supervised front desk staff. Employment History: Operations Manager, Minot Air Force Base, Minot, ND (Apr 2004- Jul 2006) Quality Assurance Evaluator, Minot Air Force Base, Minot, ND (Apr 2004-Jul 2006) Attended college as a full-time student to pursue BA in English (Jul 2006-Present) Education and Training: University of Phoenix, Atlanta, GA (2008 - Present) Concentration in English DeVry University, Decatur, GA (2006 – 2008) Concentration in Business Administration Minot State University, Minot, ND (2004-2006) Concentration in Business Administration Community Involvement: Committed to community service. Extensive volunteer history includes involvement with Goodwill, Salvation Army and Feed My People.

Pushy salesmen - how to complain? I got home from work this afternoon to find two men standing at the front door of our block of flats. It was pouring it down with rain and I just wanted to get home. As they were blocking the door, I stopped and faced them, and all the guy said was "what flat do you live in", there were no introductions, no name, no details. I said excuse me, I need to get in, he just repeated his question. I asked where he was from and he said he was from Npower and had come to save me money. I told him I wasnt interested, that I was happy with my current supplier, but still stood by the door. I pushed past them towards the door, and we have a coded door entry system as well as a yale lock on the main door, and i really didnt feel comfortable using the door code in front of them in case they let themselves in (which they have done before). I was cold, wet and feeling very pressured and uneasy about having two guys looming over me. Whilst I was fumbling for my keys, they still questioned me, and when I asked them to leave, they said they still had other homes to visit, I opened the door and closed it before he could step in, which I could see he was about to do. I ran up the stairs, locked the door and set about removing my wet coat and shoes. The internal intercom rang, and it was the two guys, asking for entry into the building to discuss their offers with the occupiers. I said, "i told you before, I'm not interested" and hung up. They didnt leave for a further 5 minutes, I could see them still standing on the doorstep. I am a 23 year old female, and I am usually quite confident about dealing with unwanted visitors and telephone calls, but they left me feeling so uncomfortable if i hadnt known better i'd have signed up to whatever they were offering just to get rid of them! Surely they're not allowed to treat potential customers like this? I felt so uncomfortable on my own doorstep, I really dont want them to call on me again. In the past 3 years we have had 4 visits (that I have been at home for anyway), and I have told them, over the intercom system, that I am not interested and can they please remove my details from the data base. On one previous occasion they managed to get into the main building, and were knocking at the flat door, when I opened the door, the guy let himself in, luckily my boyfriend was home and told him to leave. I didnt get any names because I was too flustered, so how do I go about complaining if I have no names or anything? Sorry this is so long, I'm so angry about it! I'm in the UK.

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I can't seem to find a decent job!? Help me with my resume? Here is my resume, Could someone please give me a clue on how to make it better? FYI I took out my phone numbers and addresses. STACY GROSSKOPF Seeking an entry-level position where I can learn and grow in a career path. •Hard-working and conscientious with a broad range of experience. •Customer Service oriented. •Maintain excellent interpersonal communication, time management, and problem resolution skills. EDUCATION High School Diploma, 2005 Timberland High School, St. Stephen, SC 2005 Community Service Award | High School Student Council ADMINISTRATIVE SKILLS •65 CWPM TYPING SPEED •TELEPHONE ANSWERING/ SCREENING •FILING •DATA ENTRY •PROFICIENT IN USE OF OFFICE EQUIPMENT RELEVANT EXPERIENCE Santee Cooper/Worley Parsons-Cross SC Administrative Assistant 06/07 – 11/08 Shared responsibilities in the handling of technical test documentation and procedures and ensured all completed system documentation files reviewed and transmitted then scanned to the receiving client and into the data base. I Acted as a liaison between various vendors/contract and management. I have become proficient in the use of various computer applications, Specifically Excel, Access, and Word. I also became well versed in complicated filing and handling systems. Snelling’s Temporary Personnel Service Waitress05/07-08/07 Drove to different destinations around Charleston and Mount Pleasant area and serve or wait tables at parties and weddings. Responsibilities included Cleaning, organizing, setting tables, running food, clearing, and customer service. I also worked for Andy’s pressure washer service at the temporary company, cleaning postal trucks for place to place. Johnny’s Suzuki, Moncks Corner & Summerville, SC Receptionist/ File Clerk09/06-05/07 Responsibilities included front desk customer service including providing customer refreshments; providing secretarial support to all salesmen, managers, financial advisors and the accounting department; ensuring all messages, faxes and phone calls are distributed appropriately; Answering multi-line telephone; preparing and sending customer correspondence as well as organizing all outgoing mail; proficient in use of FedEx internet for priority mail management; notifying customers when license plates and registration cards arrive, taking down payments and giving receipts, updating customer database, filing all customer status reports; organizing and filing receipts, alphabetically and numerically; pulling files as needed for all departments; running errands and miscellaneous tasks, as required. Dino’s Diner, Moncks Corner, SC Waitress01/06 – 09/06 Responsibilities included managing wait staff, waiting tables, hostess duties, regular cleaning, customer service, operating the cash register and reconciling all cash and credit transactions. MWR Short Stay, Moncks Corner, SC Front Desk Reservationists/ Cashier03/05 – 12/05 Responsibilities included making guest reservations for the military resort, taking payments for lodging and camping; operating cash register including balancing the register and reconciling deposits at the end of each shift; verifying stock and ordering supplies; answering the multi-line telephone, and assisting with checkout procedures; managing the front security gate; disseminating cleaning schedules to janitorial staff and daily guest lists to Security; and typing reservation confirmations. A&M’S Brown’s BBQ, Moncks Corner, SC Waitress 07/04 -01/05 Responsibilities included waiting tables, taking dine in and take out orders, operating the cash register and general cleaning. COMPUTER SKILLS MICROSOFT WINDOWS 95-XP | MICROSOFT OFFICE| EXCEL| WORD | WORKS | POWERPOINT | ROS 2000| INTERNET EXPLORER | ENCOMPASS | MICROSOFT ACCESS OTHER INTEREST/ AWARDS 2005 COMMUNITY SERVICE AWARD OF OVER 200 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE | 2002 HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT COUNCIL Thanks everyone, these are really good answers, but just to let ya know most of these jobs ive had are temps, so thats why I the dates are shorter, but thanks :)

I need to search my list of contacts whos names matches a given string. I need to write a method.? public static int mySearchList(List L, String n) { String names; int i; int NoMatch; NoMatch = -1; ContactDetails nextL; for (i=0; i<L.size(); i++) { nextL = (ContactDetails)L.get(i); System.out.println("Entry Number" +(i+1)); System.out.println("Name: "+nextL.getname()); if(nextL.gethome() !="15 Old Rd, Downpatrick"){ System.out.println("Home Address:" +nextL.gethome()); } if(nextL.getwork() !=""){ System.out.println("Work Address:" +nextL.getwork()); } if(nextL.gethometel() !=""){ System.out.println("Home Telephone:" +nextL.gethometel()); } if(nextL.getworktel() !=""){ System.out.println("Work Telephone:" +nextL.getworktel()); } if(nextL.getmobile() !=""){ System.out.println("Mobile:" +nextL.getmobile()); } return i+1; } return NoMatch; } This is what I have, but it won't work in the way I want it too. Any suggestions welcomed.

am ashamed of myself?please suggest? am one stupid...believe it or not...i am ruining my life.... this is my problem. i did engineering.after completing it i got placed in india's second largest software company.but i was posted in a different town far away from my native city,i felt home sick and then i left that job.then i came back to my home,did not want to sit idle,so i joined mba and i successfully completed it too.through campus i got placed in an insurance company.Now am working with that company but they are paying me only 2.5 lakhs per annum(16000-take home).But i am posted in a (nearly 800 kms) and its a kind of town where i get the basic facilities but not as good as a metro city..the profile is also not very good(i get the insurance forms,i have to check whether everything is filled and necessary docs are submitted and i have to make an entry in the system.this is wat i do on aa daily basis).i spend nearly 2000 for my hostel 5000 for my food,2000 for telephone charges,3000 for my travel expenses.the rest i spend for my cousins .my father is a businessman in a small town and his business is going on very well.monthly he makes a profit of nearly 1.5 lakhs.am the only daughter and my mom is no more.nopw the problem is ,there is one guy who is my dad's sister's son.he sitsin my dad's shop(in the cash counter).and its my dad who allowed him to sit. he is using this opportunity to loot the money he wants. i am sure that he will take minimum of 20000 from the cash box per month(minimum amount)..my dad is also not talking to me properly now a days.what everybody suggests me is come back to chennai and find a job and side by side look after ur dad's business. this is wat everybody is suggesting. my dad's business is that i ve to deal with farmers for businessonly(no use of me doingmba if i ve to do this job).my question is : is it worth doing the job which i ve got in a far off place..tat too for that salary?(i wanna gain experience thats why i thought of continuing that job.i joined 5 months back in that job) or can i come back to my native and search for a better job(will i get one in this recession period) and side by side look after my dad's business? inspite of doing an mba i am not able to come to a conclusion. am really ashamed of myself.please friends kindly suggest.note: am from india

What is wrong in naming Bandra Worli Sea link Bridge as Rajiv Gandhi Setu? Why is Shiv Sena - BJP protesting? I saw a question on YA and I thought of repying that question, but unfortunately before I could answer, that answer was closed, thus I thought, why not keep my views, in my own question? I have read some news in media that Shiv Sena BJP combined are protesting against naming this bridge as Rajiv Gandhi Setu. Let me first of all explain there objection. There objection is not against Rajiv Gandhi, but there objection is against the origin of Rajiv Gandhi because he is non-Marathi. And there itself I have objection. Rajiv Gandhi was a Nation Leader, he was above Marathi, Gujarati, Bihari, Tamil or any other regional politics. I am fail to understand why is he dragged into this dirty regional politics? I clearly can feel that this question is being raised by Shiv Sena to only counter MNS pro-Marathi issues. There were some concerns in the previous about Rajiv Gandhi, as if what did he do for the Nation. I was little surprised to read those comments as well as some answers. Let me answer tell you what Rajiv Gandhi did in 5 years. 1. Educcation: Jawahar Navodaya Vidyalaya System: There are approximately 557 JNVs across India as of now. They offer free education to all students who get selected through the admission process which includes an All India Entrance Exam, held at district level. Talented students from each district are selected through an All India Level Entrance Exam conducted each year by CBSE and are given admission to 6th standard/class in the JNVs of respective districts. Till 1998, the Jawahar Navodaya Vidyalaya Selection Test (JNVST) was conducted by the Central Board of Secondary Education. The test is largely non-verbal and objective in nature and is designed to prevent any disadvantage to children from rural areas. Now admissions are also taken in Class IX and XI. During academic year 2008-09 admissions will be allowed in Class VIII. These admissions are conducted through an objective and descriptive test containing questions on English, Mathematics, Science, & Social Sciences. This "Lateral Entry" system is devised to fill the vacancies that arise due to withdrawal of admissions of the children who are admitted in class VI. And 80% of these admissions are reserved for rural students and 20% for urban. In 1986, Rajiv Gandhi announced a "national education policy" to modernize and expand higher education programs across India. 2. Telecommunication: Rajiv Gandhi is the one who brought revolution in the field of telecommunications in India. He not only started Public Call Office (PCO), that brought telephones in every home at affordable rate. Next he started STD and ISD that really made telephones affordable for general public. To make this possible, he brought Satyanarayan Gangaram Pitroda or Sam Pitroda to India from Chicago and started Center for Development of Telematics or C-DOT. Rajiv Gandhi, was the one who started Mahanagar Telephones Nigam LTD or MTNL and I don't have to describe that because all Indians know about that. Computer and Computer education both were brought to India by Mr. Gandhi. 3. Economics: The economic policies adopted by Rajiv Gandhi were different from his precursors like Indira Gandhi and Jawaharlal Nehru. Going, against the traditional socialism, Rajiv Gandhi decided to improve the bilateral relationships with the United States of America and subsequently expanded the economic and scientific cooperation with it. A revived foreign policy, emphasizing on the economic liberalization and information and technology moved India closer to the West. His introductory measures to reduce the "Red Tapism" and allow business house to set up their establishments was remarkable. Even lacking experience and only one term, major problems such as Punjab, and stabbing on the back by his colleagues such as Arun Nehru, V P Singh etc, if he has so many great achievements, he deserves our respects. I do agree that there were some problems with his this one terms, and which prime minister did not have problems? Why did Shiv Sena or BJP did not come up with a name before this Bridge was named as Rajiv Gandhi Setu? Actually I personally have strong opposition against Savarkar's name, due to MANY reasons, but one that I would like to mention is this one: This name is proposed to promote a regional division, and Mumbai does not belong to only Marathi. If Mumbai is Mumbai that is because of hard work of Indians and money invested by entire India. And the reason for proposing this name is not made up by me but given by the protesters themselves. Why didn't BJP propose propose Pt Deendayal Upadhyaya or Dr. Shyamapradad Mookarjee and in particular Dr. Mookarjee? Did Shiv Sena BJP oppose Mayawati, Kashiram's stetue in Lakhnow? Are we protesting only because we want to protest or we are really protesting against an issue? I am summarizing all the questions raised by all the users thus not naming anyone: - In my city Indore, I have gate build on a road, that is basically an obstacle to the traffic. This gate was build by then mayor of the city Kailash Vijayvargiv and current PWD minister who is eventually number 2 minister in MP state ministry. And that gate is named as Atal Dwar. This gate was build because Atal ji was visiting Indore at that time. I am sure Atal ji neither expects this kind of chamchagiri, nor he gives attention of these kind or nonsense. - Sam Pitroda was thrown out of Indian Government by Vishwanath Pratap Singh Government that was supported by BJP from outside. He was thrown out after disagreement with K.P. Unnikrishnan, the Minister for Telecommunication in V P Singh Government. He was brought in back by UPA government in 2004 as head of National Knowledge Commission. continued ..... - If any one thinks that any political party can get votes by naming roads and bridges by naming them on political leaders they are wrong. I do not think any one of us vote on this criteria. - I totally agree that any of national property should not be named after politicians. - I totally disagree and reject creating a regional nonsense on Mumbai issues. - I do not think Shiv Sena or BJP runs on Sharad Pawar's suggestions. They do use there own brain and apply for there own benefits. This issue is raised purely to secure Marathi Vote Bank and counter MNS. - Rajiv Gandhi has been cleared by all the corruption charges by court of Law, thus anyone raising that concern is insulting Indian court of law. continued ...... - Sharanagat ko Abhay. Rajiv Gandhi only tried to help a neighboring country on request, and that did not work well. In a war, one side wins and one side looses. As far as soldiers being killed is, the biggest consern should be the INTELLIGENCE failure during Vajapayee regime, that caused Indian soldiers in Kargil. If Vajapayee government would not have ignored the intelligence reports, intruders would not have occupied Indian land thus this war would not have happened. Rajiv got killed because he was a National Leader of India and was killed by Terrorists. He sacrificed his life for the Nation. - Whether he adopted Dr. Mukharjee's policies or any one elses, if something is good for the nation, should be adopted, what is wrong in that? What is there to criticize him in that? - I have seen at least 15 cities in USA and all of them have Dr. Martin Luthar King Jr. BLVD, and Washington BLVD, and I am sure the same in other countries. What is wrong if we have MG Road in Indian Cities? I am all in for bringing in a law to stop naming any national property on the name of any politician, but I would not accept any disgrace to any great politician whether that is Dr. Shyama Prasad Mookharjee, Pt Deen Dayal Upadhyay, Pt Ravi Shankar Shukla, M K Gandhi, Nehru, Indira Gandhi or Rajiv Gandhi.

can someone please proof-read my culmination project? It takes as little as an ampere to kill someone; however, electricians are often surrounded by up to 200 amperes daily. The job of electricians became important around 1881, when there was a big enough interest in lighting the streets such. Electricians have one of the most important jobs of all. They make sure that people have power, and that things that run off electricity are always working. Having no electricity can cost companies thousands of dollars. In hospitals when the electricity goes out, people's lives are at stake. Almost all electricians go through an apprenticeship, or on the job training. They will always be needed, because nothing can replace the work done by people inside homes and businesses. Electricians are responsible for installing, repairing and maintaining various types of electrical systems and structures. Even though electricity was discovered in the early 1700's, there was no such thing as an electrician until 1881. "Edison and other electrical inventors showed off their inventions at world fairs. Electricians were hired to operate the electrical parts at the expositions" (wois.org). Today, they mainly do the same thing. Except that it is not just in expositions. Now they repair and install electric systems in people's houses, in large factories, outside telephone wires, and skyscrapers. Electricians were the ones that made our daily lives as easy as they are now. An electricians work is not all cookie - cutter. It requires some amount of skill that cannot be taught in a classroom. "Less than 5% of all Washington state electricians have a bachelors degree or higher" (wois.org). Most of the electricians go through an apprenticeship program, following a two year professional - technical school. Then they attend a four year on-the-job apprenticeship. They may also be trained through the military. Training lasts for 25 weeks depending on their specialty. To become apprentice, they must have a high school diploma or GED. They must also have a college level algebra class with a "C" or better. To become professionally licensed, they must get a high score on an electrical trade's aptitude exam. They must also have 8000 hours under direct supervision of a journeyman - level electrician. 4000 of the hours must be industrial or commercial work. They may also obtain a license by equivalent verified training in the military if they pass the licensing test. Almost all of the fields in the service industry cannot be done by a robot. The electrical field is one of them. Half of becoming an electrician is knowledge, the other half consists of skills, abilities, and physical demands. Some of the demands vary from simple things like using their fingers to assemble small objects, to being physically active for long periods of time. Different types of abilities they need range from multitasking to judging cost, to having quick and accurate math skills. Being an electrician, there is not a lot of grueling, backbreaking work. It is mostly just wires and electrical components. It is usually a 40 hour a week schedule. Also there are many opportunities for overtime and on-call work. The national median yearly salary for electricians for $44,780. The benefits they receive vary by who they are hired for. Many jobs are found by electrical contractors, self employed, temporary worker agencies, and automobile manufacturers. "In addition to jobs created by the increased demand for electrical work, many openings are expected over the next decade as a large number of electricians retire" (bls.gov). There will be very many job opportunities for new electricians. The ones who have already been in the field will most likely take the place of the older, more expirienced workers who retire which will leave the entry openings available. A more exact statistic from wois (The Washington State Career Information System) states that; "Between 2006 and 2016, the number of new jobs to open up in this occupation in Washington State is expected to increase by 14.8%. It is estimated that 259 openings annually will be due to new positions, and 481 openings annually will be from workers leaving this occupation" (wois.org). So there should not be any problem for new workers to find a job when there are 740 jobs per year just in Washington State. Electricians are needed in every state, continent, and country. There would be many opportunities for moving to another place if the electrician wanted to travel. The person who I decided to be my live source for my culminating project was Seth Cooper. When Seth first started becoming an electrician he went to school for three hours a night, two days a week in Boise, Idaho. The rest of the time he was an apprentice working at a hospital making 50 percent of that of a journeyman electrician at the time, which was $12.25 an hour. The good part was that his schooling was paid for. He has been a journeyman electrician for five years now. He is hired by the Oregon Electric Group an

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10 pionts !? I need a job here is my resume I live in Maryland ! Objective: To find an entry-level role in an organsiation that values customer service as one of, if not the, most important area of operations and where I may use my skills to provide the best possible standard of service in accordance with company procedures and policies to clients. Experience: (5/2007-11/2007) Temp. Position-Title coordinator 7090 Samuel Morse Dr Columbia, MD Responsibilities: -Taking inbound calls and analyzing the needs of the customer as well as entering data received during the conversation. -Maintaining client accounts. -Contacting Abstractors to verify legal information -maintain contact with outside vendors to be certain they are responding timely to the needs of the title company regarding a given file. -Update clients on the status of existing products (10/2006-03/2007) Final Title Processor Resource Real Estate Services 300 Redbrook Lane Owing mills, MD Responsibilities: - Audit files for compliance, review closing documents and prepare final Owner's quotes Title Insurance Policies and Lender Title Insurance Policies. - Transmit all required documents to Lender Via email , fax or us mail - Open files in Computer System DMS -Create and Mail client and customer letters -Obtain lender, seller, buyer, borrower, agent, and other transaction related information as required -Collect and deposit all funds in accordance with the settlement HUD-1 -Comply with all requirements detailed in the loan closing instructions and return lender(s) package -Reviewing recorded mortgage and title binders to ensure recordings are accurate. -Performs title, tax and parcel searches. -Review all files to ensure compliance with all closing instructions (2001-2006) Campus Safety Officer Maryland Institute College of Art Baltimore, MD Responsibilities : -Greeting customers -Interacting with customers to provide information in response to inquiries about the college or its services and to handle and resolve complaints through a variety of means via by telephone; by e-mail, fax, or regular mail correspondence; or in person. -Keeping an accurate and daily log of crimes, incidents and reported activities -Transmitting messages by radio -Acting as first responder to any emergency situation -Protecting the persons and property of students, faculty, staff and visitors -Patrolling in electric vehicle and on foot on all campus streets, byways and interior areas -Monitoring fire alarms, theft alarms and closed circuit TV surveillance systems -Taking inventory of "lost and found" property -keeping record using the alphabetical filing system Education: (2001- 2003) Family Bible Institute, College, Seminary, & School of Counseling Baltimore, MD (Associate of Biblical Studies Degree) (1998-2000) Southwestern Senior High School Baltimore, MD Diploma Skills: - Experience in reading title binders and reviewing recording mortgages for final policy -Strong verbal communication and listening skills -Good interpersonal skills -Able to work independently within specified time constraints. -Basic to intermediate computer knowledge -Possess a friendly and professional manner - Ability to successfully resolve common client customer problems in a positive, calm, and professional manner. Technical Skills -Ability to use a variety of office machines. -Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and Outlook -Ability to apply common sense practical approaches to solving concrete problems References: Available Upon Request

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Injustic in our criminal system? As a citizen in these United States one can not tell a Policeman anything doing an encounter of any type. Try being arrested in your own home in the great state of Minnesota. When a plain clothes Police Officer Deputy Bradley Marquardt comes to your door. Without identifying himself, began beating and ringing the door bell as if a criminal trying to gain entry into your home. Please understand that this home is not in a high crime area but just the opposite, this home is in the upscale City of Woodbury, Minnesota. Now please also understand this female is taken from her home after only waving a knife out the door never leaving the inside of the house. While yelling get off my property, Deputy Bradley Marquardt lies and says the female stab and swung the knife at him while he is on the outside of the house. After the female called the police 911 she at gun point, was led away and charged with 2nd degree assault. There are only two individuals living in the home and both are placed at gun point by seven uniform Policemen who also enter the home with a K-9. A shotgun is placed at the head of the male resident of the home; the male resident is handcuffed and held at gun point while Deputy Bradley Marquardt searched the home without a warrant for which he could have gotten by telephone or written for. The wife is lead out of the house and placed under-arrest and charged with felony assault in the second degree. And after being arrested and bailed out of jail the wife goes to court and due to financial situations plead guilty to the charge of 2nd degree assault that states when you have completed and followed the court rulings to the letter and your state of resident puts in for your release you get it. Where is the shift due to the field of psychology probation officers to emphasis from moral leadership to therapeutic counseling? This shift brought three important changes. First, the officer no longer primarily acted as a community supervisor charged with enforcing a particular morality. Second, the officer became more of a clinical social worker whose goal was to help the offender solve psychological and social problems. Third, the offender was expected to become actively involved in the treatment. With the actions of Honorable Gregory G. Galler, probation officers hasn’t been able to carry out their duties according to law. To which a probation officer and parole office has no objections to the court rulings four years earlier and changes the charge four years later to the assault on a police officer. Rather than granting the wife her release. Under what circumstances probation officers can pursue a Judge to set-a-side the ruling of another Judge? What type of cases would allow such action to take place? The Judge Honorable Mary E. Carlson presiding over the case when such case was being brought before the court has made such ruling that when your state of residency put in for your release you get released. Can such a Judge Honorable Gregory G. Galler set presidents over Judge Mary E. Carlson’s Rulings? Are there laws constructional under the constitution of these United States? If so, where can such law be found, and what rule governs enactment of that law? This probation officer and staff members were present at this sentencing hearing and offered no objection four years ago so how and why can such action be taken now. Even the Lawyer Mr. Frederick J. Goetz for the defendant motions were not recognized doing sentencing stage. A motion to dismiss this case was offered but was overlooked and was placed in the transcript of the court. Again what type of Kangaroo court allowed in certain cases in these United States? Why did Brian Nickolas of Atlanta, GA take advantage of a jailer, kill a Judge, clerk, and police officers? How quickly have we forgotten Lee Malvo, John Allen Muhammad going on a few weeks killing spree? Try being a defendant in a court system in this country while knowing a police officer only has to tell a bald face lie. These criminal systems in this country will prosecute a offender to the full extent of the law. As 85% to 95% of most minorities in the criminal system today has lost their voting privileges due to the manufacturing of a lie by a policeman. Since DNA Science has advanced as it has today, look how many minorities have been released from prison? There has not been a study conducted and never will be of minorities that has not been in a prison who didn’t have an Attorney nor could afford an Attorney but has had enough knowledge to defend themselves. Only defending themselves from having to go to prison. But just like hurricane Kithira/Rita uncovered the unequal way minorities were treated in New Orleans, Mississippi and Alabama. That same type of devastation will have to happen in the criminal system in this country. Now believe me when I say that this country hasn’t seen that and won’t face up to its wrong. But there is one thing I pray that Minorities come election time in 2006 and 2008 is paying attention to what God is showing the African Americans in this country. Look at the Immigration situation happening in this country right now, this country has been treating African Americans the same way for all this time African Americans has been in this country and African American were brought into this country. Yes, I also know that they are not listening or seeing God at work. Because if God has delivery African Americans from slavery and they can’t stand one another leads me to the verse of God’s word that says: “How can you say you love me God, with whom you can not see, when you can’t love your brother and sister with whom you see each and every day” That is why we are losing in the court systems of this country. Please could you help and answer just some the questions ask here????

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Do you agree with LA RAZA Immigration Bill ‘Would Make Living in Arizona a Police State’? CNSNews.com) – The head of the National Council of LaRaza pleaded with Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Thursday not to sign into law a bill that could become the toughest immigration statute in the nation. “It perpetuates the fantasy that we can detain and deport millions of people from our country as a solution to our immigration problems and it propagates the notion that immigrants who are working hard in the Arizona economy are a criminal element to be rounded up and incarcerated,” LaRaza President and CEO Janet Murguia said during a telephone news conference. The bill, which could be signed into law by the weekend, would grant police the ability to check the legal status of people they reasonably suspect are illegal immigrants. “(I)t will make living in Arizona a police state for Hispanic Americans and legal residents,” she said. Murguia, head of one of the nation’s largest Hispanic advocate organizations, accused the bill of promoting racism – and said it was sure to lead to racial profiling. “Do I, because my name is Murguia, have to carry papers now to prove my right to be here when I visit Arizona?” she asked. But Brian Griffith, spokesman for the Washington, D.C.-based Center for Immigration Studies, said Arizona is attempting to do on the state level what the federal government should be, but is failing to do: control the border. “Obviously, we want a system that protects the United States from illegal immigrants coming across the border, and also coming across through visas, so you need border controls – internal controls,” Griffith told CNSNews.com. “The best case scenario is to have the federal government make those controls –and have them work. However, in this case, Arizona is filling the void of the federal government’s failure to assume responsibility,” Griffith said. “The point isn’t to deport millions of illegals all at once – the point is to make it an unattractive option for illegals to come, to begin with,” he added. “Obviously, not all illegal immigrants in Arizona are ‘criminal elements’ -- outside of their illegal entry; but at the same time, that does not give them the right to be residents of Arizona,” Griffith said. “So you need laws to deter that fact.” The Arizona law is not designed, he said, to allow police to check IDs just to find out the immigration status of an individual -- Hispanic or otherwise – simply for the sake of doing so. “They have to be committing some kind of criminal act,” he added. Griffith said he believes that Arizona would be extremely careful in how it utilizes the law. "They (Arizona authorities) don’t want to be seen as racially profiling people," he told CNSNews.com. "They want to use that law responsibly so they can continue to use it.” Murguia and other civil rights leaders, meantime, promised immediate court challenges if the Arizona bill becomes law http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/64596

60 days a mistake or...........................? Read this article from 7starsdubai.weblog!! This happened to me too on 27 Febr. and had to pay 2000 uad fines. I got a STAMPED 60 days visit visa on 31 Dec.2008 in my passport.As said in the article I wrote an email to amer@dnrd.ae to ask for compassion and a refund. DUBAI // Some visitors to the UAE are facing heavy fines upon leaving the country because of erroneous official stamps in their passports. Under the rule changes introduced last July, all visit visas are now valid for 30 days instead of 60. Yet number visitors since then have been given stamps in their passports showing 60-day validity. “I came in on Dec 28 and was given a visa at the airport that says ‘60 days from date of entry’,” said Anne, a British citizen. “I left 43 days later but was stopped at passport control and told that there were no more 60-day visas. The man said they were all 30 days, and I had to pay an Dh800 (US$218) fine. I wasn’t the only one; the people in front of me were having to pay Dh3,000. It was lucky that I had just enough cash on me or I would have missed my flight.”She said she was offered no explanation about when or why the rules had changed.“I asked how I was supposed to know that what was written in my passport was incorrect and was told that I should have read the newspapers,” she said. “It’s very unclear and seems harsh.” Even the British Embassy admits to some confusion. A notice on the website of the UK’s Foreign and Commonwealth Office says: “The length of visit visas given to visitors on arrival changed with effect January 1 2009. The Ministry of Immigration has told us verbally, but not confirmed in writing, that British nationals will get a 30-day visa on arrival.” Nationals of 33 countries, including most of Europe, the US, Canada, Australia and New Zealand, get their initial 30-day visa free, and are also given a 10-day grace period during which they can pay to extend the visa by another 30 days. Citizens of other countries have to pay on arrival and cannot extend their stays. Jerome, who holds Italian and Swiss passports, was fined at the border when driving to Oman for a day trip. “The immigration officer said I had overstayed, despite the fact that my visa said 60 days and I was well within that time,” he said. “In order to leave I had to pay Dh1,300. The official just said the rules had changed and that what it said in my passport did not count.” Jerome said he went to different offices of the Department of Naturalisation and Residency – Dubai (DNRD) trying to get a refund. “But nobody seemed to know what was going on,” he said. “Eventually I was told to submit a complaint online. I just don’t understand why I was fined. I’m not in this country to break the law; if I had known my visa was only valid for 30 days, I would have left within that time.” The DNRD said 60-day visa stamps were no longer being used. “Since July 2008, the system has seen a large-scale change, and some errors were bound to happen,” said Major Gen Mohammed al Marri, the director general of the DNRD. “If it is a human error by one of our employees, we will do our best to rectify it on a case-by-case basis, and if it is a lack of understanding of the regulations, our call-centre staff would be happy to offer the correct information.” Gen al Marri urged people with complaints to get in touch with the DNRD either by telephone (800 5111) or by e-mail (amer@dnrd.ae). Complaints can also be made on the internet at www.amer.ae. Information on the various types of visas is at www.dnrd.ae.

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How to find a record as well as delete a record in this c++ non database program? This is Urgent....!Pls correct the two problem I have,this was a code used for a telephone directory(had only name and telnumber) which I modified for my system(now have more than 2 sections). //Vehicle System for a vehicle selling comapny #include <set> #include <string> #include <iostream> using namespace std; enum MenuOptionSelection { InsertVehiclesetEntry = 1, DisplayEntries = 2, //FindNumber = 3, //FindCategory = 4, EraseEntry = 5, QuitApplication = 6, }; struct VehicleItem { string strVehicleID; string strVehiclePrice; string strVehicleCategory; string strVehicleBrand; //constrcutor and distructor VehicleItem (const string& strID, const string & strPrice, const string& strCategory, const string& strBrand) { strVehicleID = strID; strVehiclePrice = strPrice; strVehicleCategory = strCategory; strVehicleBrand = strBrand; } bool operator == (const VehicleItem& itemToCompare) const { return (itemToCompare.strVehicleID == this->strVehicleID); } bool operator < (const VehicleItem& itemToCompare) const { return (this->strVehicleID < itemToCompare.strVehicleID); } }; int ShowMenu (); VehicleItem GetVehicleInfo (); void DisplayVehicleset (const set <VehicleItem>& setVehicles); void FindVehicle (const set <VehicleItem>& setVehicles); void EraseVehicle (set <VehicleItem>& setVehicles); int main () { set <VehicleItem> setVehicles; int nUserSelection = InsertVehiclesetEntry; while ((nUserSelection = ShowMenu ()) != (int) QuitApplication) { switch (nUserSelection) { case InsertVehiclesetEntry: setVehicles.insert (GetVehicleInfo ()); cout << "Vehicle List Updated!" << endl << endl; break; case DisplayEntries: DisplayVehicleset (setVehicles); break; //case FindNumber: //FindVehicle (setVehicles); //break; //case FindCategory: //FindVehicle (setVehicles); //break; case EraseEntry: EraseVehicle (setVehicles); DisplayVehicleset (setVehicles); break; default: cout << "Invalid Input'" << nUserSelection << ".'"; cout << "Chose an Option between 1 to 6" << endl << endl; break; } } cout << "Quiting... Bye!" << endl; return 0; } void DisplayVehicleset (const set <VehicleItem>& setVehicles) { cout << "***Displaying Vehicle Information***" << endl; cout << "There are " << setVehicles.size () << " entries:" << endl; set <VehicleItem>::const_iterator iVehicle; for ( iVehicle = setVehicles.begin (); iVehicle != setVehicles.end (); ++ iVehicle) cout << "[Vehicle No]: " << iVehicle->strVehicleID << " [Price]: " << iVehicle->strVehiclePrice << " [Category]: "<< iVehicle->strVehicleCategory<< " [Brand]: " << iVehicle->strVehicleBrand<< endl; cout << endl; } VehicleItem GetVehicleInfo () { cout << "\t\t***Feed New Vehicle Information***\n" << endl; string strID; cout << "Please Enter the Unique Vehicle Number (e.g:GT4068,2512025)" << endl;; cout << "-->"; cin >> strID; string strVehiclePrice; cout << "Please Enter " << strID << "'s Price(Rs.) (e.g: 1200000)" << endl; cout << "-->"; cin >> strVehiclePrice; string strVehicleCategory; cout <<"Please Enter " << strID << " 's Category" << endl; cout <<"[Car | Van | Jeep | Bus | Truck | Motorcycle | Other]" << endl; cout << "-->"; cin >> strVehicleCategory; string strVehicleBrand; cout <<"Please Enter " << strID << " 's Brand (e.g: Toyota,BMW)" << endl; cout << "-->"; cin >> strVehicleBrand; return VehicleItem (strID, strVehiclePrice, strVehicleCategory, strVehicleBrand); } int ShowMenu () { cout << "\n\t\t***Welcome to Vehicle System***" << endl << endl; cout << "\t1) Add a New Vehicle" << endl; cout << "\t2) Display All Vehicles" << endl; cout << "\t3) Find a Vehicle by Number" << endl; cout << "\t4) Find a Vehicle by Category" << endl; cout << "\t5) Delete a Vehicle Entry" << endl; cout << "\t6) Exit" << endl << endl; cout << "\t(Select an Option from 1 to 6 and press Enter) \n"<<endl; cout << "-->"; int nOptionSelected = 0; // Accept User Input cin >> nOptionSelected; cout << endl; return nOptionSelected; } /*void FindVehicle (const set <VehicleItem>& setVehicles) { cout << "***Find a Vehicle by Number***" << endl; cout << "Enter Vehicle Number ?"<<endl; cout << ">"; string strID; cin >> strID; set <VehicleItem>::const_iterator iVehicleFound = setVehicles.find (VehicleItem (strID, "")); if (iVehicleFound != setVehicles.end ()) { cout << strID << " is price is:"; cout << iVehicleFound->strVehiclePrice << endl; cout << "Category:"; cout << iVehicleFound->strVehicleCategory<<endl; } else cout << strID << "was not found in the contact list" << endl; cout << endl; return; } */ void EraseVehicle (set <VehicleItem>& setVehicles) { cout << "***Delete a Vehicle Entry***"<< endl; cout << "Enter the number of the vehicle

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Work Email.... Let me know which ones you like...? Strange but Real 1) Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 2) 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 3) 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 4) On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 5) Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 6) Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. 7) Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 8) Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 9) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 10) Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 11) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 12) The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"! 13) By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 14) Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. 15) Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 16) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. 17) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. 18) Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. 19) Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. 20) The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 21) To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly. 22) The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 23) The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp. 24) The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. 25) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 26) The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 27) "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt". 28) It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 29) In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". 30) A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. 31) We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime. 32) Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines. 33) Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year. 34) Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV. 35) Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans. 36) When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka. 37) There are more chickens than people in the world. 38) The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest. 39) There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C. 40) The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day. 41) The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning. 42) The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations. 43) The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer. 44) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 45) The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. 46) Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing. 47) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. 48) A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks. 49) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 50) The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. 51) When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. 52) Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf. 53) A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded 54) "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language 55) Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself." 56) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 57) "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters. 58) Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do. 59) The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language. 60) If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction 61) China has more English speakers than the United States. 62) Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. 63) Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels. 64) An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day. 65) Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies. 66) Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime. 67) According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. 68) The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill. 69) If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day. 70) Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. 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If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 86) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar. 87) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 88) If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. 89) If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. 90) If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 91) Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey 92) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 93) A snail can sleep for three years. 94) All polar bears are left handed. 95) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. 96) Butterflies taste with their feet. 97) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. 98) In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 99) On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. 100) Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'. 101) Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 102) The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 103) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 104) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 105) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 106) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 107) Most lipstick contains fish scales. 108) And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Would you like more? These are not jokes, but last time I posted, everyone seemed to like them so here are more........ 1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 4 On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 5 Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. 7 Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 8 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 9 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 10 Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 11 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 12 The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"! 13 By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 14 Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. 15 Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 16 The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. 17 Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. 18 Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. 19 Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. 20 The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 21 To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly. 22 The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 23 The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp. 24 The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. 25 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 26 The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 27 Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt". 28 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 29 In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". 30 A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. 31 We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime. 32 Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines. 33 Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year. 34 Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV. 35 Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans. 36 When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka. 37 There are more chickens than people in the world. 38 The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest. 39 There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C. 40 The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day. 41 The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning. 42 The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations. 43 The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer. 44 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 45 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. 46 Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing. 47 You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. 48 A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks. 49 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 50 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. 51 When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. 52 Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf. 53 A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded 54 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language 55 Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself." 56 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 57 "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters. 58 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do. 59 The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language. 60 If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction 61 China has more English speakers than the United States. 62 Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. 63 Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels. 64 An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day. 65 Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies. 66 Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime. 67 According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. 68 The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill. 69 If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day. 70 Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building. 71 Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times. 72 More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss. 73 Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. 74 Coca-Cola was originally green. 75 The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 76 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. 77 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 78 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 79 Women blink nearly twice as much as men!! 80 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. 81 It is impossible to lick your elbow. 82 People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 83 It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 84 The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 85 If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 86 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar. 87 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 88 If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. 89 If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. 90 If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 91 Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey 92 A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 93 A snail can sleep for three years. 94 All polar bears are left handed. 95 American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. 96 Butterflies taste with their feet. 97 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. 98 In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 99 On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. 100 Jake has a tremendous crush on a lady on here Some people say #76 is wrong! Africa(a-a) correct... Antarctica(a-a) correct, Asia (a-a) correct, Australia(a-a) correct, Europe (e-e) correct, North America(a-a) correct, and South America.(a-a) correct...look at the wording on #76 again. thanks

Did you know any of these were true? 1) Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 2) 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 3) 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 4) On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 5) Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 6) Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. 7) Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 8) Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 9) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 10) Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 11) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 12) The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"! 13) By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 14) Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. 15) Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 16) The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. 17) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. 18) Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. 19) Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. 20) The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 21) To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly. 22) The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 23) The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp. 24) The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. 25) Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 26) The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 27) "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt". 28) It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 29) In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". 30) A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. 31) We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime. 32) Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines. 33) Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year. 34) Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV. 35) Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans. 36) When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka. 37) There are more chickens than people in the world. 38) The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest. 39) There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C. 40) The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day. 41) The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning. 42) The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations. 43) The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer. 44) Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 45) The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. 46) Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing. 47) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. 48) A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks. 49) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 50) The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. 51) When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. 52) Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf. 53) A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded 54) "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language 55) Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself." 56) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 57) "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters. 58) Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.

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FREELOTTO?is it TRUE or LIE?PLEASE HELP & THANKS!? OFFICIAL RULES OF FREELOTTO NO PURCHASE OR ONLINE ACCESS FEE NECESSARY TO PLAY 1. HOW TO PLAY: Register at http://www.freelotto.com. You must provide your first and last name, your e-mail address and your postal address. You may from time to time be required to provide additional information. You are responsible for updating your information should there be a change. You can do so by editing your player profile on our website. You are responsible for claiming any prizes that you may win as further described below. The receipt of emails from FreeLotto is required for your participation in and to claim prizes in FreeLotto games. You will be notified during game play if the email address you submitted will enable you to claim your prizes. If your email address does not meet these requirements, you will be given an opportunity to submit an alternate email address. Some internet service providers such as Yahoo and Hotmail.com provide free e-mail services. Some companies provide free internet access and may also be available at your public library. Each day a certain number of ads or questions will be posted at the game site that will remain on the site all or part of that day. To submit your entries for the daily contests, choose your numbers for each of the FreeLotto® games you are eligible to enter each day and choose a sponsor to visit by clicking on its banner ad, or answer a multiple choice question. You may submit one entry for each game available to you on a given day. You may also increase the number of banner ads available to you by answering questions regarding your buying preferences. Your answers will determine if some advertisers who seek to selectively advertise their products will display their ads to you. (Example: if you indicate an interest in fishing, fishing related ads may appear on your FreeLotto® game page). You may enter once from each ad or question but you are limited to one entry per FreeLotto game per day.) 2. Players have the opportunity to play the 6 consecutive FreeLotto® games consisting of FreeLotto, FreeLotto Win A Car, FreeLotto Pay Off your Mortgage, FreeLotto FastCash, FreeLotto $100,000 GiveAway and FreeLotto SuperBucks each day. (The FreeLotto® game sequence consists of 6 games which must be played in consecutive order). Players must play each game they are offered in succession to be eligible to play the subsequent game and must enter all of the first 5 games they are offered to be eligible to play FreeLotto SuperBucks. The 5 games that follow Classic FreeLotto® are FreeLotto Win A Car, FreeLotto Pay Off your Mortgage, FreeLotto FastCash, FreeLotto $100,000 GiveAway and FreeLotto SuperBucks. From time to time the FreeLotto games may be offered individually or out of sequence. In such instances all other provisions of the FreeLotto Game Rules apply. 3. How to Play FreeLotto Games: a. Classic FreeLotto 1. To enter the daily Classic FreeLotto® sweepstakes, you will need to pick 6 different numbers between 1 and 54, with no duplicates. This can be done by one of three methods: (a) pick 6 unique numbers; (b) allow the computer to pick the numbers (referred to as a "Quick Pick"); or (c) designate and save 6 numbers as "Favorites" which can be automatically selected instead of selecting unique numbers each time you enter; or (d) click on “Hot Numbers” which allows the computer to pick your numbers based on the most common drawn winning numbers. Each day, six (6) Classic FreeLotto winning numbers between one 1 and 54 will be selected at random via a random ball drop lottery machine at around 5:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time). These numbers will be matched against all entries received between 3:00:01 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) the previous day and 3:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) that day. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website. 2. Classic FreeLotto Prize: If an entry identically matches each of the 6 winning numbers that appear on FreeLotto the ball drop, that entry will be awarded the Grand Prize, pending eligibility verification and the administration of a skill-testing question (referenced below) if the entrant is from Canada. Second prizes will be awarded for matching 5 of the 6 numbers drawn, third prizes shall be awarded for matching 4 of the 6 numbers drawn, and fourth prizes shall be awarded for matching 3 of the 6 numbers drawn. The FreeLotto daily results email is the sole notification of any prize winnings and prize winners must claim any prize by following the instructions within the FreeLotto daily results email. Classic FreeLotto® GRAND PRIZE: One Million ($1,000,000.00) US Dollars, paid out as an annuity of $40,000.00 per year for 25 years. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the Grand Prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries. Cash prizes for multiple Grand Prize winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the Prize by the number of winning entries, which will be paid out over 25 years. SECOND PRIZE: $300.00. Maximum cumulative dollar amount awarded for any drawing for the 2nd prize in the FreeLotto game is $250,000.00. Therefore, if there are more than eight hundred thirty three (833) 2nd Prize winners in any FreeLotto drawing, then those 2nd Prize winners for that drawing will be awarded an amount equal to dividing $250,000 by the number of 2nd Prize winners. (Example: if there are 1,000 2nd prize winners, each 2nd Prize winner would receive $250.00 ($250,000/1,000 = $250.00)). ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY. THIRD PRIZE: $5.00 to each winner. FOURTH PRIZE: $1.00 to each winner. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website http://www.freelotto.com. Odds of winning: Classic FreeLotto® Game: Grand Prize - 1:25,827,165; Second Prize - 1:89,677.66; Third prize - 1:1,526.43; Fourth Prize - 1:74.66. b. FreeLotto Win A Car 1. To enter, play the daily FreeLotto® game. Once you play FreeLotto®, you become eligible to play FreeLotto Win A Car. FreeLotto Win A Car is played the same way as FreeLotto®, but you need to select 6 out of 42 numbers correctly with no duplicates (rather than 6 out of 54 numbers in FreeLotto®). This can be done in one of three ways: (a) pick 6 unique numbers; (b) allow the computer to pick the numbers (referred to as "Quick Pick"); or (c) designate and save 6 numbers as "Favorites" which can be automatically selected instead of selecting unique numbers each time you enter. 2. Each day, 6 Win A Car winning numbers between one 1 and 42 will be selected at random via a random ball drop lottery machine at around 5:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time). These numbers will be matched against all entries received between 3:00:01 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) the previous day and 3:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) that day. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website 3. Win A Car Prize: If an entry identically matches each of the 6 winning numbers that appear on the FreeLotto Win A Car ball drop, that entry will be awarded the Win A Car Prize, pending eligibility verification. There are no secondary prizes for FreeLotto Win A Car. If there is only one winner, the winner will win a luxury car with a retail value of up to $50,000 USD before taxes. or have the opportunity to choose the cash value of the prize, which is $40,000 USD. Once the car selected has been paid for, the cash over and above the value of the prize is forfeited. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, Win A Car Prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries. Odds of winning:1:5,245,786. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY C. FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage 1. To enter, play the Classic FreeLotto® game and then FreeLotto Win A Car. Once you play both, you become eligible to play FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage. FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage is played the same way as FreeLotto®, but you need to select 6 out of 47 numbers correctly with no duplicates (rather than 6 out of 54 numbers in Classic FreeLotto®). This can be done in one of three ways: (a) pick 6 unique numbers; (b) allow the computer to pick the numbers (referred to as "Quick Picks"); or (c) designate and save 6 numbers as "Favorites" which can be automatically selected instead of selecting unique numbers each time you enter. 2. Each day, 6 Pay Off Your Mortgage winning numbers between one 1 and 47 will be selected at random via a random ball drop lottery machine at around 5:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) . These numbers will be matched against all entries received between 3:00:01 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) the previous day and 3:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) that day. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website 3. Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage Prize: If an entry identically matches each of the 6 winning numbers that appear on the FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage ball drop, that entry will be awarded the Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage Prize, pending eligibility verification. There are no secondary prizes for FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage. If there is only one winner, the winner will win $100,000.00 USD If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, $100,000 will be divided evenly among the correct entries. Cash prizes for Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage will be paid out as an annuity of $20,000.00 per year for 5 years. Cash prizes for multiple winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the Prize by the number of winning entries, which will be paid out over 5 years. Odds of winning:1:10,737,573. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY D. FreeLotto FastCash 1. To enter, play the daily Classic FreeLotto® game. Once you have played Classic FreeLotto®, FreeLotto Win A Car, and FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage you become eligible to play FreeLotto FastCash. FreeLotto FastCash is played the same way as FreeLotto®, but you need to select 6 out of 33 numbers correctly with no duplicates (rather than 6 out of 54 numbers in FreeLotto®). This can be done in one of three ways: (a) pick 6 unique numbers; (b) allow the computer to pick the numbers (referred to as "Quick Pick"); or (c) designate and save 6 numbers as "Favorites" which can be automatically selected instead of selecting unique numbers each time you enter. 2. Each day, 6 FastCash winning numbers between one 1 and 33 will be selected at random via a random ball drop lottery machine 5:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) . These numbers will be matched against all entries received between 3:00:01 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) the previous day and 3:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) that day. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website 3. FastCash Prize: If an entry identically matches each of the 6 winning numbers that appear on the FreeLotto FastCash ball drop, that entry will be awarded the FastCash Prize, pending eligibility verification. There is one daily prize -- $10,000.00 USD. There are no secondary prizes for FreeLotto FastCash. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the FastCash prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries. The FastCash prize will be paid in a lump sum. Odds of winning: 1:1,107,568. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY E. FreeLotto $100,000.00 GiveAway 1. To enter, play the daily Classic FreeLotto® game. Once you played FreeLotto®, FreeLotto Win A Car, FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage, and FreeLotto FastCash, you become eligible to play FreeLotto $100,000.00 GiveAway. FreeLotto $100,000.00 GiveAway is played the same way as FreeLotto®, but you need to select 6 out of 47 numbers correctly with no duplicates (rather than 6 out of 54 numbers in FreeLotto®). This can be done in one of three ways: (a)pick 6 unique numbers; (b) allow the computer to pick the numbers (referred to as "Quick Picks"); or (c) designate and save 6 numbers as "Favorites" which can be automatically selected instead of selecting unique numbers each time you enter. 2. Each day, 6 $100,000 GiveAway winning numbers between one 1 and 47 will be selected at random via a random ball drop lottery machine at around 5:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) . These numbers will be matched against all entries received between 3:00:01 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) the previous day and 3:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) that day. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website 3. $100,000.00 GiveAway Prize: If an entry identically matches each of the 6 winning numbers that appear on the FreeLotto $100,000.00 GiveAway ball drop, that entry will be awarded the $100,000.00 GiveAway Prize, pending eligibility verification. There is one daily prize -- $100,000.00 USD. There are no secondary prizes for FreeLotto $100,000.00 GiveAway. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the $100,000.00 GiveAway prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries. The $100,000.00 GiveAway prize will paid out as an annuity of $20,000.00 per year for 5 years. Cash prizes for multiple winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the Prize by the number of winning entries, which will be paid out over 5 years. Odds of winning: 1: 10,737,573. F. FreeLotto SuperBucks 1. To enter, play the daily Classic FreeLotto® game. Once you have played FreeLotto®, FreeLotto Win A Car, FreeLotto Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage, FreeLotto FastCash, and FreeLotto $100,000.00 GiveAway, you become eligible to play FreeLotto SuperBucks. FreeLotto SuperBucks is played the same way as FreeLotto®, but you need to select 7 out of 50 numbers correctly with no duplicates (rather than 6 out of 54 numbers in FreeLotto®). This can be done in one of three ways: (a)pick 6 unique numbers; (b) allow the computer to pick the numbers (referred to as "Quick Picks"); or (c) designate and save 6 numbers as "Favorites" which can be automatically selected instead of selecting unique numbers each time you enter. 2. Each day, 7 SuperBucks winning numbers between one 1 and 50 will be selected at random via a random ball drop lottery machine at around 5:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) . These numbers will be matched against all entries received between 3:00:01 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) the previous day and 3:00 PM Eastern Time (New York Time) that day. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website. 3. FreeLotto SuperBucks Prize: There is one daily prize -- $10,000,000.00. If an entry identically matches each of the 7 winning numbers that appear on the FreeLotto SuperBucks ball drop, that entry will be awarded the $10,000,000.00 Prize Annuity, pending eligibility verification. There are no secondary prizes for FreeLotto SuperBucks. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the FreeLotto SuperBucks prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries. The Grand Prize will be paid out as an annuity over 41 years. Annual payments of $100,000.00 USD will be paid out for 40 years and a final balloon payment of $6,000,000.00 USD will be made in the 41st year. There are no secondary prizes for FreeLotto SuperBucks. Cash prizes for multiple winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the $100,000 annuity by the number of winning entries, which will be paid out over 41 years, with a final balloon payment equal to dividing the $6,000,000.00 USD by the number of winning entries. Odds of winning: - 1:99,884,400. 4. You may enter once from each ad but you are limited to one FreeLotto, one Win A Car, one Pay Off Your Mortgage, one FastCash and one SuperBucks entry per day. Your entry and your numbers picked will be assigned a unique Transaction Serial Number (TSN), which will be confirmed by e-mail and which you must keep in order to claim any prize. You must provide your Transaction Serial Number (TSN), in order to claim your prize as further described in Rule 5. You are responsible for checking your FreeLotto results email to see if you have won a prize in the FreeLotto games. This information is also available, for your convenience, on the website. You will need to follow the instructions within the FreeLotto results email to claim any prize that you may have won. If you are a Prize winner you must respond with your entry TSN and your name as per the instructions of your FreeLotto results email. The TSN and name must match the information in our database before a prize will be awarded. In the event of a dispute, the information in our database will govern. Entries will be deemed made by the person whose name was given in the registration process. Entries must be made before 3:00 PM Eastern Time (New York) on a given day to be eligible for that day's drawing. All entries made after 3:00 PM Eastern Time will be entered into the following day's drawing. 5. Claiming Prizes The FreeLotto daily results email is the sole notification of any prize winnings. The receipt of emails from FreeLotto is required for your participation in and to claim prizes in FreeLotto games. Players must check their FreeLotto daily results email to determine if they are a prize winner and then must follow the prize claim instructions within the email to claim their prize. Failure to claim the prize within 30 days of win date shall result in forfeiture. Any prize unclaimed for 30 days of win date shall be deemed null and void and shall be forfeited. Players must forward their FreeLotto results email to FreeLotto at PrizeClaim@freelotto.com evidencing that they have won either a FreeLotto Grand prize, ($1,000,000.00), a FreeLotto 2nd Prize ($300), a FreeLotto 3rd Prize ($5.00), a FreeLotto 4th Prize ($1.00), a Win A Car Jackpot Prize ($50,000.00), a Pay Off Your Mortgage jackpot Prize ($100,000.00), a FastCash Jackpot Prize ($10,000.00), a $100,000 GiveAway Jackpot Prize ($100,000.00) or a SuperBucks jackpot Prize ($10,000,000.00). The subject line of this email must only contain your FreeLotto Confirmation number (Transaction Serial Number- "TSN"). The TSN is displayed after each game played on the website and is also located in your FreeLotto Confirmation email. The body of the email must also include your first name, last name, address, phone number and date of birth. Send this to PrizeClaim@freelotto.com Failure to provide the TSN, or failure to claim the prize within 30 days of win date shall result in forfeiture. The TSN must match the FreeLotto Confirmation Number in our database for the date that the prize was awarded and must also match the player information. Once a prize claim has been verified and this information has been matched, all prize winners will receive additional instructions by mail. The instructions will require Grand Prize winners and 2nd prize FreeLotto winners to sign and notarize an Affidavit of Eligibility and Liability/Publicity Release and return it to PlasmaNet Inc., within seven (7) days following the date of the attempted mail notification. Grand Prize and 2nd prize winners must provide picture proof of identification to the sponsor, which may include a driver's license, passport, a voting card or similar government issued photo identification, which must exactly match the information provided in your FreeLotto registration. Non-compliance within this time period shall result in prize forfeiture. The instructions received by email for 3rd prize and 4th prize FreeLotto winners will offer the winners to either click on the link in the email to donate their winnings or receive a check for such amount. If neither link within the email is clicked, a check for prize winnings will automatically be sent to the winner. Prior to being declared a winner of any prize, a Canadian resident will be required to correctly answer, without assistance of any kind, whether mechanical or otherwise, a mathematical skill-testing question to be administered by email. If the Canadian resident does not claim their prize or cannot be contacted and the skill- test administered within 7 business days of the drawing date, the prize shall be forfeited. Failure to correctly answer the skill test question shall result in prize forfeiture. The winning numbers will be posted after the drawing on the FreeLotto® website http://www.freelotto.com. 6. ELIGIBILITY: FreeLotto® and the FreeLotto Games are offered in the United States of America and Canada, except as set forth below, and are subject to special rules for players outside the USA and Canada (see # 16). You must be at least 18 years or older to play. You must be a registered FreeLotto member and subscribed to the FreeLotto emails to be eligible to play and win FreeLotto. This promotion is void in State of New York, State of Florida, Puerto Rico, Province of Quebec, Iran, Iraq, Libya, Cuba, North Korea, Sudan, and Afghanistan, and any countries that are included on the United States of America Department of State "Trading with the Enemies Countries" list, may also be null and void. As of July 13, 2007, this promotion is also void in Cuba, Dominican Republic, Egypt, Ghana, India, Indonesia, Korea Democratic People's Republic of, Libyan Arab Jamahiriya, Morocco, Nepal, Niger, and Nigeria. Void where prohibited. Principals and employees of PlasmaNet Inc., and its respective parents, affiliates, subsidiaries, and immediate family members of each are not eligible (immediate family consists of husband, wife, mother, father, sister, brother or children). 7. No other prizes will be awarded. No substitution or transfer of prizes is allowed including transfers made by reason of law or upon death of the prizewinner. Taxes are the responsibility of winners. Non U.S. residents may be subject to U.S. withholding tax. 8. GENERAL CONDITIONS: Entrants agree to abide by the terms of these Official Rules which are final on all matters pertaining to FreeLotto®. By using this site, you agree to the FreeLotto Rules and the terms of use. If you not agree to these rules and terms of use, please do not use our sites. We reserve the right, at our discretion, to change, modify, add, or remove portions of these Rules and terms of use at any time. Your continued use of the PlasmaNet sites or your continued acceptance of our email following the posting of changes to these Rules and terms of use will signify your acceptance of these changes. Please check this page frequently for any changes. FreeLotto® is governed by the laws of the State of New York and the laws of United States. 9. FAST (FreeLotto Automatic Subscription Ticket) Subscribers: FreeLotto members are eligible to sign up for the FreeLotto Automatic Subscription Ticket (FAST) service, which is a service whereby your numbers will automatically be played for all six FreeLotto games (Classic FreeLotto, FreeLotto Win A Car, FreeLotto Pay Off Your Mortgage, FreeLotto FastCash, FreeLotto $100,000 GiveAway and FreeLotto SuperBucks) each day for the duration of your FAST subscription. FAST members will automatically be informed when they have won a prize. For any Grand Prizes won in Classic FreeLotto, FreeLotto Win A Car, FreeLotto Pay Off Your Mortgage, FreeLotto FastCash, FreeLotto $100,000 GiveAway and FreeLotto SuperBucks, or 2nd Prize in FreeLotto, PlasmaNet Inc., will automatically send the FreeLotto FAST subscriber a winners notification package by mail with instructions on how to claim their winning. The instructions will require Grand Prize winners and 2nd prize FreeLotto winners to sign and notarize an Affidavit of Eligibility and Liability/Publicity Release and return it to PlasmaNet Inc., within seven (7) days following the date of the attempted mail notification. Grand Prize and 2nd prize winners must provide picture proof of identification to the sponsor, which may include a driver's license, passport, a voting card or similar government issued photo identification. 3rd and 4th place prize winners will automatically receive a $5.00 check (3rd place prize) or $1.00 check (4th place prize) for their prize winnings ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FREELOTTO® GAME RULES APPLY 10. FAST PRIZE DOUBLER SUBSCRIBERS FAST members are eligible to sign up for the FreeLotto Automatic Subscription Ticket (FAST) Prize Doubler subscription, whereby FAST Prize Doubler subscribers numbers will automatically be played for all six FreeLotto games (Classic FreeLotto, FreeLotto Win A Car, FreeLotto Pay Off Your Mortgage, FreeLotto FastCash, FreeLotto $100,000 GiveAway and FreeLotto SuperBucks) each day for the duration of your FAST Prize Doubler subscription, whereby any prize winnings will be doubled during their subscription. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FREELOTTO® GAME RULES APPLY FAST Prize Doubler subscriber Classic FreeLotto® GRAND PRIZE: One Million ($1,000,000.00) Dollars times 2 ($1,000,000.00 x 2 = $2,000,000.00), paid out as an annuity of $80,000.00 per year for 25 years. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the Grand Prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries, and then the Prize Doubler prize winnings will be multiplied by two. Cash prizes for multiple Grand Prize winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the Prize by the number of winning entries, which will be paid out over 25 years. SECOND PRIZE: $300.00 x 2 = $600 to each winner. THIRD PRIZE: $5.00 x 2 = $10.00 to each winner. FOURTH PRIZE: $1.00 x 2 = $2.00 to each winner. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FREELOTTO® GAME RULES APPLY FAST Prize Doubler subscriber Win A Car Prize: If there is only one FreeLotto Win A car winner who is a subscriber to the FAST Prize Doubler program, the FAST Prize Doubler subscriber will be awarded 2 luxury cars or have the opportunity to choose the cash value of the prize, which is $40,000 x 2 = $80,000.00 USD. (Approximate Retail Value: up to US$50,000 x 2 = $100,000.00). Once the car selected has been paid for, the cash over and above the value of the prize is forfeited. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the Win A Car Prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries and then the Prize Doubler prize winnings will be multiplied by two. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY FAST Prize Doubler subscriber Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage Prize: If there is only one Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage winner who is subscribed to the FAST Prize Doubler program, the FAST Prize Doubler subscriber be awarded $100,000.00 x 2 = $200,000.00 If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, $100,000 will be divided evenly among the correct entries and then the Prize Doubler prize winnings will be multiplied by two. Cash prizes for Pay-Off-Your-Mortgage will be paid out as an annuity $40,000.00 ($20,000.00 x 2) per year for 5 years. Cash prizes for multiple winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the Prize by the number of winning entries, which will be paid out over 5 years. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY FAST Prize Doubler subscriber FastCash Prize: If there is only one FastCash winner who is subscribed to the FAST Prize Doubler program, the FAST Prize Doubler subscriber will be awarded $10,000.00 x 2 = $20,000.00. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the FastCash prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries and then the Prize Doubler prize winnings will be multiplied by two. The FastCash prize will be paid in a lump sum. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY FAST Prize Doubler subscriber $100,000.00 GiveAway Prize: : If there is only one $100,000.00 GiveAway Prize winner who is subscribed to the FAST Prize Doubler program, the FAST prize Doubler subscriber will be awarded $100,000.00 x 2 = $200,000.00 If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, $100,000 will be divided evenly among the correct entries and then the Prize Doubler prize winnings will be multiplied by two. Cash prizes for $100,000.00 GiveAway Prize will be paid out as an annuity of $40,000.00 ($20,000.00 x 2) per year for 5 years. Cash prizes for multiple winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the Prize by the number of winning entries, which will be paid out over 5 years. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY FAST Prize Doubler subscriber FreeLotto SuperBucks Prize: If there is only one FreeLotto SuperBucks winner who is subscriber to the FAST Prize Doubler program, the FAST Prize Doubler subscriber will be awarded $20,000,000.00 ($10,000,000.00 x 2) Prize Annuity, pending eligibility verification. If more than one entry contains all of the winning numbers, the FreeLotto SuperBucks prize will be divided evenly among the correct entries and then the Prize Doubler prize winnings will be multiplied by two. The Grand Prize will be paid out as an annuity over 41 years. Annual payments of $200,000.00 USD will be paid out for 40 years and a final balloon payment of $12,000,000.00 USD will be made in the 41st year for FAST Prize Doubler FreeLotto SuperBucks winners. Cash prizes for multiple winning entries will be paid out as an annuity based upon dividing the Prize by the number of winning entries. ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FreeLotto® GAME RULES APPLY FAST subscribers may submit entries at no charge in the FAST Prize Doubler program by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to PlasmaNet Inc., PO Box 4562, Grand Central Station, New York, NY 10163, along with your name, address, city, state, zip code, email address, F.A.S.T. Subscription ID and referencing " FAST Prize Doubler Program." PlasmaNet Inc. will then send you, by mail, an authorization code and instructions to activate your Prize Doubler program. Once you have activated your authorization code, your Prize Doubler program will begin on your next 30-day F.A.S.T. renewal period. All authorization code requests must be completely hand written. No mechanically addressed envelopes will be accepted. If your F.A.S.T. subscription is cancelled prior to the activation of the authorization code, your authorization code will become inactive and invalid. One authorization code will subscribe you to the F.A.S.T. Prize Doubler program for 30 days. One authorization code per self-addressed stamped envelope and up to 1 self-addressed stamped envelopes per person per 30 days. Residents of the State of Vermont may omit return postage. 11. Return of any FreeLotto Results Email or Prize Claim Email instructions as undeliverable may result in disqualification. Any prize winnings which remain unclaimed after 30 days, including uncashed checks, shall be deemed forfeited. Winners further grant to PlasmaNet, Inc. and sponsors the right, but not the obligation, to use and publish their proper name and home state online and in print, or any other media, in connection with FreeLotto®. Acceptance of any prize constitutes permission for PlasmaNet, Inc. and sponsors and their advertising and promotional agencies to use winner's name and likenesses for advertising and promotional purposes without additional compensation unless prohibited by law. By entering, participants release and hold harmless PlasmaNet, Inc. and Sponsors, their respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, directors, officers, employees, and agents from any and all liability for any injuries, loss or damage of any kind arising from or in connection with the Contest or any prize won. Other restrictions, conditions, and limitations may apply. Return of any FreeLotto Results Email or Prize Claim Email instructions as undeliverable which includes, but is not limited to, blocking of FreeLotto emails to players email address by players email service provider (ESP), failure of ESP to deliver email from FreeLotto, incorrect email address, and unrecognizable domain, may result in disqualification. 12. CONDUCT: By entering FreeLotto®, you agree to be bound by these Official Rules, which shall be final and binding in all respects. The Official Rules will be posted at the FreeLotto® site throughout the contest. PlasmaNet, Inc. reserves the right at its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the game or website; to be acting in violation of the Official Rules; or to be acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner, or with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any other person. PlasmaNet Inc. reserves the right to audit all winners at the time of major prize winnings and if the winner has more than 1 entry per any given game for any given day, PlasmaNet Inc. has the right to revoke the prize. CAUTION: ANY ATTEMPT BY A CONTESTANT AND/OR ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL TO DELIBERATELY DAMAGE ANY WEBSITE AND/OR UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THE GAME IS A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, PLASMANET, INC., AND FREELOTTO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SEEK DAMAGES FROM ANY SUCH INDIVIDUAL TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW. 13. No responsibility is assumed by PlasmaNet, Inc. or sponsors for lost, late, misdirected entries or for any computer, online, telephone or technical malfunctions that may occur. All entries become the property of PlasmaNet, Inc. and sponsors and will not be returned to entrant. 14. Winners further grant to PlasmaNet, Inc. and sponsors the right, but not the obligation, to use and publish their proper name and home state online and in print, or any other media, in connection with FreeLotto. Acceptance of any prize constitutes permission for PlasmaNet, Inc. and sponsors and their advertising and promotional agencies to use winner's name and likenesses for advertising and promotional purposes without additional compensation unless prohibited by law. By entering, participants release and hold harmless PlasmaNet, Inc. and sponsors, their respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, directors, officers, employees, and agents from any and all liability for any injuries, loss or damage of any kind arising from or in connection with the Contest or any prize won. Other restrictions, conditions, and limitations may apply. 15. LIMITATIONS ON LIABILITY: PlasmaNet, Inc., FreeLotto® and sponsors are not responsible for any incorrect and/or inaccurate information, whether caused by website users and/or by any of the equipment and/or programming associated with and/or utilized in any contest or by any technical or human error which may occur in the processing of submissions in FreeLotto®, confirmations of FreeBetsTM and Results e-mails from FreeLotto® or any other e-mails from FreeLotto®. PlasmaNet, Inc. and Sponsors assume no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft and/or destruction and/or unauthorized access to, and/or alteration of entries. PlasmaNet, Inc. and Sponsors are not responsible for any problems and/or technical malfunction of any telephone network or lines, computer on-line-systems, servers or providers, computer equipment, software, failure of email and/or players on account of technical problems and/or traffic congestion on the Internet and/or at any website or combination thereof, including injury or damage to participants or to any other person's computer related to and/or resulting from participating or downloading materials in this contest. If, for any reason, the contest is not capable of running as planned, including infection by computer virus, bugs, tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failures, and/or any other causes beyond the control of PlasmaNet, Inc. and Sponsors which corrupt or affect the administration, security, fairness, integrity and/or proper conduct of this contest, PlasmaNet, Inc. and Sponsors reserve the right at their sole discretion to cancel, terminate, modify and/or suspend the contest. PlasmaNet makes no representations or warranties of any nature whatsoever with respect to any product or service advertised in any promotion, sweepstakes or other contest presented by PlasmaNet Inc. Any liability for claims or damages with respect thereto shall be the sole responsibility of the advertiser. 16. FOR INTERNATIONAL PLAYERS: International Players outside the United States and Canada may submit entries at no charge by sending a self-addressed envelope to PlasmaNet Inc. c/o FreeLotto.com INT. PO Box 4562, Grand Central Station New York, NY 10163, along with your Username, name, address, city, state, zip code, and email address. PlasmaNet Inc. will then send you, by mail, an authorization code, along with instructions on how to submit your entries at no charge. All authorization code requests must be completely hand written. No mechanically addressed envelopes will be accepted. Each authorization code is good for access to the FreeLotto.com website for a 30 day term where you can submit your entries at no charge. One authorization code per self addressed envelope per person per 30 days. All prize winners will be required to claim their prize as per the instructions within their FreeLotto results email 17. No responsibility is assumed by PlasmaNet, Inc. or sponsors for lost, late, misdirected entries or for any computer, online, telephone or technical malfunctions that may occur. All entries become the property of PlasmaNet, Inc. and sponsors and will not be returned to entrant. 18. WINNER'S LIST: The names of major prize winners (at least $300.00) may be obtained 14 days after the drawing for a specific contest by sending a request including your name, postal address and e-mail address to answers@freelotto.com ALL OTHER PROVISIONS OF THE FREELOTTO® GAME RULES APPLY I think this is a scam,so be careful & stay away from this website.NO free.................................

Jews of Iraq? What about them? Of course I thought I knew it all back then. I was young, idealistic, and more than willing to put my life at risk for my convictions. It was 1947 and I wasn't quite 18 when the Iraqi authorities caught me for smuggling young Iraqi Jews like myself out of Iraq, into Iran, and then on to the Promised Land of the soon-to-be established Israel. I was an Iraqi Jew in the Zionist underground. My Iraqi jailers did everything they could to extract the names of my co-conspirators. Fifty years later, pain still throbs in my right toe-a reminder of the day my captors used pliers to remove my toenails. On another occasion, they hauled me to the flat roof of the prison, stripped me bare on a frigid January day, then threw a bucket of cold water over me. I was left there, chained to the railing, for hours. But I never once considered giving them the information they wanted. I was a true believer. My preoccupation during what I refer to as my "two years in hell" was with survival and escape. I had no interest then in the broad sweep of Jewish history in Iraq even though my family had been part of it right from the beginning. We were originally Haroons, a large and important family of the "Babylonian Diaspora." My ancestors had settled in Iraq more than 2,600 years ago-600 years before Christianity, and 1,200 years before Islam. I am descended from Jews who built the tomb of Yehezkel, a Jewish prophet of pre-biblical times. My town, where I was born in 1929, is Hillah, not far from the ancient site of Babylon. The original Jews found Babylon, with its nourishing Tigris and Euphrates rivers, to be truly a land of milk, honey, abundance-and opportunity. Although Jews, like other minorities in what became Iraq, experienced periods of oppression and discrimination depending on the rulers of the period, their general trajectory over two and one-half millennia was upward. Under the late Ottoman rule, for example, Jewish social and religious institutions, schools, and medical facilities flourished without outside interference, and Jews were prominent in government and business. As I sat there in my cell, unaware that a death sentence soon would be handed down against me, I could not have recounted any personal grievances that my family members would have lodged against the government or the Muslim majority. Our family had been treated well and had prospered, first as farmers with some 50,000 acres devoted to rice, dates and Arab horses. Then, with the Ottomans, we bought and purified gold that was shipped to Istanbul and turned into coinage. The Turks were responsible in fact for changing our name to reflect our occupation-we became Khalaschi, meaning "Makers of Pure." I did not volunteer the information to my father that I had joined the Zionist underground. He found out several months before I was arrested when he saw me writing Hebrew and using words and expressions unfamiliar to him. He was even more surprised to learn that, yes, I had decided I would soon move to Israel myself. He was scornful. "You'll come back with your tail between your legs," he predicted. About 125,000 Jews left Iraq for Israel in the late 1940s and into 1952, most because they had been lied to and put into a panic by what I came to learn were Zionist bombs. But my mother and father were among the 6,000 who did not go to Israel. Although physically I never did return to Iraq-that bridge had been burned in any event-my heart has made the journey there many, many times. My father had it right. I was imprisoned at the military camp of Abu-Greib, about 7 miles from Baghdad. When the military court handed down my sentence of death by hanging, I had nothing to lose by attempting the escape I had been planning for many months. It was a strange recipe for an escape: a dab of butter, an orange peel, and some army clothing that I had asked a friend to buy for me at a flea market. I deliberately ate as much bread as I could to put on fat in anticipation of the day I became 18, when they could formally charge me with a crime and attach the 50-pound ball and chain that was standard prisoner issue. Later, after my leg had been shackled, I went on a starvation diet that often left me weak-kneed. The pat of butter was to lubricate my leg in preparation for extricating it from the metal band. The orange peel I surreptitiously stuck into the lock on the night of my planned escape, having studied how it could be placed in such a way as to keep the lock from closing. As the jailers turned to go after locking up, I put on the old army issue that was indistinguishable from what they were wearing-a long, green coat and a stocking cap that I pulled down over much of my face (it was winter). Then I just quietly opened the door and joined the departing group of soldiers as they strode down the hall and outside, and I offered a "good night" to the shift guard as I left. A friend with a car was waiting to speed me away. Later I made my way to the new state of Israel, arriving in May, 1950. My passport had my name in Arabic and English, but the English couldn't capture the "kh" sound, so it was rendered simply as Klaski. At the border, the immigration people applied the English version, which had an Eastern European, Ashkenazi ring to it. In one way, this "mistake" was my key to discovering very soon just how the Israeli caste system worked. They asked me where I wanted to go and what I wanted to do. I was the son of a farmer; I knew all the problems of the farm, so I volunteered to go to Dafnah, a farming kibbutz in the high Galilee. I only lasted a few weeks. The new immigrants were given the worst of everything. The food was the same, but that was the only thing that everyone had in common. For the immigrants, bad cigarettes, even bad toothpaste. Everything. I left. Then, through the Jewish Agency, I was advised to go to al-Majdal (later renamed Ashkelon), an Arab town about 9 miles from Gaza, very close to the Mediterranean. The Israeli government planned to turn it into a farmers' city, so my farm background would be an asset there. When I reported to the Labor Office in al-Majdal, they saw that I could read and write Arabic and Hebrew and they said that I could find a good-paying job with the Military Governor's office. The Arabs were under the authority of these Israeli Military Governors. A clerk handed me a bunch of forms in Arabic and Hebrew. Now it dawned on me. Before Israel could establish its farmers' city, it had to rid al-Majdal of its indigenous Palestinians. The forms were petitions to the United Nations Inspectors asking for transfer out of Israel to Gaza, which was under Egyptian control. I read over the petition. In signing, the Palestinian would be saying that he was of sound mind and body and was making the request for transfer free of pressure or duress. Of course, there was no way that they would leave without being pressured to do so. These families had been there hundreds of years, as farmers, primitive artisans, weavers. The Military Governor prohibited them from pursuing their livelihoods, just penned them up until they lost hope of resuming their normal lives. That's when they signed to leave. I was there and heard their grief. "Our hearts are in pain when we look at the orange trees that we planted with our own hands. Please let us go, let us give water to those trees. God will not be pleased with us if we leave His trees untended." I asked the Military Governor to give them relief, but he said, "No, we want them to leave." I could no longer be part of this oppression and I left. Those Palestinians who didn't sign up for transfers were taken by force-just put in trucks and dumped in Gaza. About four thousand people were driven from al-Majdal in one way or another. The few who remained were collaborators with the Israeli authorities. Subsequently, I wrote letters trying to get a government job elsewhere and I got many immediate responses asking me to come for an interview. Then they would discover that my face didn't match my Polish/Ashkenazi name. They would ask if I spoke Yiddish or Polish, and when I said I didn't, they would ask where I came by a Polish name. Desperate for a good job, I would usually say that I thought my great-grandfather was from Poland. I was advised time and again that "we'll give you a call." Eventually, three to four years after coming to Israel, I changed my name to Giladi, which is close to the code name, Gilad, that I had in the Zionist underground. Klaski wasn't doing me any good anyway, and my Eastern friends were always chiding me about the name they knew didn't go with my origins as an Iraqi Jew. I was disillusioned at what I found in the Promised Land, disillusioned personally, disillusioned at the institutionalized racism, disillusioned at what I was beginning to learn about Zionism's cruelties. The principal interest Israel had in Jews from Islamic countries was as a supply of cheap labor, especially for the farm work that was beneath the urbanized Eastern European Jews. Ben Gurion needed the "Oriental" Jews to farm the thousands of acres of land left by Palestinians who were driven out by Israeli forces in 1948. And I began to find out about the barbaric methods used to rid the fledgling state of as many Palestinians as possible. The world recoils today at the thought of bacteriological warfare, but Israel was probably the first to actually use it in the Middle East. In the 1948 war, Jewish forces would empty Arab villages of their populations, often by threats, sometimes by just gunning down a half-dozen unarmed Arabs as examples to the rest. To make sure the Arabs couldn't return to make a fresh life for themselves in these villages, the Israelis put typhus and dysentery bacteria into the water wells. Uri Mileshtin, an official historian for the Israeli Defense Force, has written and spoken about the use of bacteriological agents. According to Mileshtin, Moshe Dayan, a division commander at the time, gave orders in 1948 to remove Arabs from their villages, bulldoze their homes, and render water wells unusable with typhus and dysentery bacteria. Acre was so situated that it could practically defend itself with one big gun, so the Haganah put bacteria into the spring that fed the town. The spring was called Capri and it ran from the north near a kibbutz. The Haganah put typhus bacteria into the water going to Acre, the people got sick, and the Jewish forces occupied Acre. This worked so well that they sent a Haganah division dressed as Arabs into Gaza, where there were Egyptian forces, and the Egyptians caught them putting two cans of bacteria, typhus and dysentery, into the water supply in wanton disregard of the civilian population. "In war, there is no sentiment," one of the captured Haganah men was quoted as saying. My activism in Israel began shortly after I received a letter from the Socialist/Zionist Party asking me to help with their Arabic newspaper. When I showed up at their offices at Central House in Tel Aviv, I asked around to see just where I should report. I showed the letter to a couple of people there and, without even looking at it, they would motion me away with the words, "Room No. 8." When I saw that they weren't even reading the letter, I inquired of several others. But the response was the same, "Room No. 8," with not a glance at the paper I put in front of them. So I went to Room 8 and saw that it was the Department of Jews from Islamic Countries. I was disgusted and angry. Either I am a member of the party or I'm not. Do I have a different ideology or different politics because I am an Arab Jew? It's segregation, I thought, just like a Negroes' Department. I turned around and walked out. That was the start of my open protests. That same year I organized a demonstration in Ashkelon against Ben Gurion's racist policies and 10,000 people turned out. There wasn't much opportunity for those of us who were second class citizens to do much about it when Israel was on a war footing with outside enemies. After the 1967 war, I was in the Army myself and served in the Sinai when there was continued fighting along the Suez Canal. But the cease-fire with Egypt in 1970 gave us our opening. We took to the streets and organized politically to demand equal rights. If it's our country, if we were expected to risk our lives in a border war, then we expected equal treatment. We mounted the struggle so tenaciously and received so much publicity that the Israeli government tried to discredit our movement by calling us "Israel's Black Panthers." They were thinking in racist terms, really, in assuming the Israeli public would reject an organization whose ideology was being compared to that of radical blacks in the United States. But we saw that what we were doing was no different than what blacks in the United States were fighting against-segregation, discrimination, unequal treatment. Rather than reject the label, we adopted it proudly. I had posters of Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Nelson Mandela and other civil rights activists plastered all over my office. With the Israeli invasion of Lebanon and the Israeli-condoned Sabra and Shatilla massacres, I had had enough of Israel. I became a United States citizen and made certain to revoke my Israeli citizenship. I could never have written and published my book in Israel, not with the censorship they would impose. Even in America, I had great difficulty finding a publisher because many are subject to pressures of one kind or another from Israel and its friends. I ended up paying $60,000 from my own pocket to publish Ben Gurion's Scandals: How the Haganah & the Mossad Eliminated Jews, virtually the entire proceeds from having sold my house in Israel. I still was afraid that the printer would back out or that legal proceedings would be initiated to stop its publication, like the Israeli government did in an attempt to prevent former Mossad case officer Victor Ostrovsky from publishing his first book. Ben Gurion's Scandals had to be translated into English from two languages. I wrote in Hebrew when I was in Israel and hoped to publish the book there, and I wrote in Arabic when I was completing the book after coming to the U.S. But I was so worried that something would stop publication that I told the printer not to wait for the translations to be thoroughly checked and proofread. Now I realize that the publicity of a lawsuit would just have created a controversial interest in the book. I am using bank vault storage for the valuable documents that back up what I have written. These documents, including some that I illegally copied from the archives at Yad Vashem, confirm what I saw myself, what I was told by other witnesses, and what reputable historians and others have written concerning the Zionist bombings in Iraq, Arab peace overtures that were rebuffed, and incidents of violence and death inflicted by Jews on Jews in the cause of creating Israel. The Riots of 1941 If, as I have said, my family in Iraq was not persecuted personally and I knew no deprivation as a member of the Jewish minority, what led me to the steps of the gallows as a member of the Zionist underground? To answer that question, it is necessary to establish the context of the massacre that occurred in Baghdad on June 1, 1941, when several hundred Iraqi Jews were killed in riots involving junior officers of the Iraqi army. I was 12 years of age and many of those killed were my friends. I was angry, and very confused. What I didn't know at the time was that the riots most likely were stirred up by the British, in collusion with a pro-British Iraqi leadership. With the breakup of the Ottoman Empire following WW I, Iraq came under British "tutelage." Amir Faisal, son of Sharif Hussein who had led the Arab Revolt against the Ottoman sultan, was brought in from Mecca by the British to become King of Iraq in 1921. Many Jews were appointed to key administrative posts, including that of economics minister. Britain retained final authority over domestic and external affairs. Britain's pro-Zionist attitude in Palestine, however, triggered a growing anti-Zionist backlash in Iraq, as it did in all Arab countries. Writing at the end of 1934, Sir Francis Humphreys, Britain's Ambassador in Baghdad, noted that, while before WW I Iraqi Jews had enjoyed a more favorable position than any other minority in the country, since then "Zionism has sown dissension between Jews and Arabs, and a bitterness has grown up between the two peoples which did not previously exist." King Faisal died in 1933. He was succeeded by his son Ghazi, who died in a motor car accident in 1939. The crown then passed to Ghazi's 4-year-old son, Faisal II, whose uncle, Abd al-Ilah, was named regent. Abd al-Ilah selected Nouri el-Said as prime minister. El-Said supported the British and, as hatred of the British grew, he was forced from office in March 1940 by four senior army officers who advocated Iraq's independence from Britain. Calling themselves the Golden Square, the officers compelled the regent to name as prime minister Rashid Ali al-Kilani, leader of the National Brotherhood party. The time was 1940 and Britain was reeling from a strong German offensive. Al-Kilani and the Golden Square saw this as their opportunity to rid themselves of the British once and for all. Cautiously they began to negotiate for German support, which led the pro-British regent Abd al-Ilah to dismiss al-Kilani in January 1941. By April, however, the Golden Square officers had reinstated the prime minister. This provoked the British to send a military force into Basra on April 12, 1941. Basra, Iraq's second largest city, had a Jewish population of 30,000. Most of these Jews made their livings from import/export, money changing, retailing, as workers in the airports, railways, and ports, or as senior government employees. On the same day, April 12, supporters of the pro-British regent notified the Jewish leaders that the regent wanted to meet with them. As was their custom, the leaders brought flowers for the regent. Contrary to custom, however, the cars that drove them to the meeting place dropped them off at the site where the British soldiers were concentrated. Photographs of the Jews appeared in the following day's newspapers with the banner "Basra Jews Receive British Troops with Flowers." That same day, April 13, groups of angry Arab youths set about to take revenge against the Jews. Several Muslim notables in Basra heard of the plan and calmed things down. Later, it was learned that the regent was not in Basra at all and that the matter was a provocation by his pro-British supporters to bring about an ethnic war in order to give the British army a pretext to intervene. The British continued to land more forces in and around Basra. On May 7, 1941, their Gurkha unit, composed of Indian soldiers from that ethnic group, occupied Basra's el-Oshar quarter, a neighborhood with a large Jewish population. The soldiers, led by British officers, began looting. Many shops in the commercial district were plundered. Private homes were broken into. Cases of attempted rape were reported. Local residents, Jews and Muslims, responded with pistols and old rifles, but their bullets were no match for the soldiers' Tommy Guns. Afterwards, it was learned that the soldiers acted with the acquiescence, if not the blessing, of their British commanders. (It should be remembered that the Indian soldiers, especially those of the Gurkha unit, were known for their discipline, and it is highly unlikely they would have acted so riotously without orders.) The British goal clearly was to create chaos and to blacken the image of the pro-nationalist regime in Baghdad, thereby giving the British forces reason to proceed to the capital and to overthrow the al-Kilani government. Baghdad fell on May 30. Al-Kilani fled to Iran, along with the Golden Square officers. Radio stations run by the British reported that Regent Abd al-Ilah would be returning to the city and that thousands of Jews and others were planning to welcome him. What inflamed young Iraqis against the Jews most, however, was the radio announcer Yunas Bahri on the German station "Berlin," who reported in Arabic that Jews from Palestine were fighting alongside the British against Iraqi soldiers near the city of Faluja. The report was false. On Sunday, June 1, unarmed fighting broke out in Baghdad between Jews who were still celebrating their Shabuoth holiday and young Iraqis who thought the Jews were celebrating the return of the pro-British regent. That evening, a group of Iraqis stopped a bus, removed the Jewish passengers, murdered one and fatally wounded a second. About 8:30 the following morning, some 30 individuals in military and police uniforms opened fire along el-Amin street, a small downtown street whose jewelry, tailor and grocery shops were Jewish-owned. By 11 a.m., mobs of Iraqis with knives, switchblades and clubs were attacking Jewish homes in the area. The riots continued throughout Monday, June 2. During this time, many Muslims rose to defend their Jewish neighbors, while some Jews successfully defended themselves. There were 124 killed and 400 injured, according to a report written by a Jewish Agency messenger who was in Iraq at the time. Other estimates, possibly less reliable, put the death toll higher, as many as 500, with from 650 to 2,000 injured. From 500 to 1,300 stores and more than 1,000 homes and apartments were looted. Who was behind the rioting in the Jewish quarter? Yosef Meir, one of the most prominent activists in the Zionist underground movement in Iraq, known then as Yehoshafat, claims it was the British. Meir, who now works for the Israeli Defense Ministry, argues that, in order to make it appear that the regent was returning as the savior who would reestablish law and order, the British stirred up the riots against the most vulnerable and visible segment in the city, the Jews. And, not surprisingly, the riots ended as soon as the regent's loyal soldiers entered the capital. My own investigations as a journalist lead me to believe Meir is correct. Furthermore, I think his claims should be seen as based on documents in the archives of the Israeli Defense Ministry, the agency that published his book. Yet, even before his book came out, I had independent confirmation from a man I met in Iran in the late Forties. His name was Michael Timosian, an Iraqi Armenian. When I met him he was working as a male nurse at the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company in Abadan in the south of Iran. On June 2, 1941, however, he was working at the Baghdad hospital where many of the riot victims were brought. Most of these victims were Jews. Timosian said he was particularly interested in two patients whose conduct did not follow local custom. One had been hit by a bullet in his shoulder, the other by a bullet in his right knee. After the doctor removed the bullets, the staff tried to change their blood-soaked cloths. But the two men fought off their efforts, pretending to be speechless, although tests showed they could hear. To pacify them, the doctor injected them with anesthetics and, as they were sleeping, Timosian changed their cloths. He discovered that one of them had around his neck an identification tag of the type used by British troops, while the other had tattoos with Indian script on his right arm along with the familiar sword of the Gurkha. The next day when Timosian showed up for work, he was told that a British officer, his sergeant and two Indian Gurkha soldiers had come to the hospital early that morning. Staff members overheard the Gurkha soldiers talking with the wounded patients, who were not as dumb as they had pretended. The patients saluted the visitors, covered themselves with sheets and, without signing the required release forms, left the hospital with their visitors. Today there is no doubt in my mind that the anti-Jewish riots of 1941 were orchestrated by the British for geopolitical ends. David Kimche is certainly a man who was in a position to know the truth, and he has spoken publicly about British culpability. Kimche had been with British Intelligence during WW II and with the Mossad after the war. Later he became Director General of Israel's Foreign Ministry, the position he held in 1982 when he addressed a forum at the British Institute for International Affairs in London. In responding to hostile questions about Israel's invasion of Lebanon and the refugee camp massacres in Beirut, Kimche went on the attack, reminding the audience that there was scant concern in the British Foreign Office when British Gurkha units participated in the murder of 500 Jews in the streets of Baghdad in 1941. The Bombings of 1950-1951 The anti-Jewish riots of 1941 did more than create a pretext for the British to enter Baghdad to reinstate the pro-British regent and his pro-British prime minister, Nouri el-Said. They also gave the Zionists in Palestine a pretext to set up a Zionist underground in Iraq, first in Baghdad, then in other cities such as Basra, Amara, Hillah, Diwaneia, Abril and Karkouk. Following WW II, a succession of governments held brief power in Iraq. Zionist conquests in Palestine, particularly the massacre of Palestinians in the village of Deir Yassin, emboldened the anti-British movement in Iraq. When the Iraqi government signed a new treaty of friendship with London in January 1948, riots broke out all over the country. The treaty was quickly abandoned and Baghdad demanded removal of the British military mission that had run Iraq's army for 27 years. Later in 1948, Baghdad sent an army detachment to Palestine to fight the Zionists, and when Israel declared independence in May, Iraq closed the pipeline that fed its oil to Haifa's refinery. Abd al-Ilah, however, was still regent and the British quisling, Nouri el-Said, was back as prime minister. I was in the Abu-Greib prison in 1948, where I would remain until my escape to Iran in September 1949. Six months later-the exact date was March 19, 1950-a bomb went off at the American Cultural Center and Library in Baghdad, causing property damage and injuring a number of people. The center was a favorite meeting place for young Jews. The first bomb thrown directly at Jews occurred on April 8, 1950, at 9:15 p.m. A car with three young passengers hurled the grenade at Baghdad's El-Dar El-Bida Café, where Jews were celebrating Passover. Four people were seriously injured. That night leaflets were distributed calling on Jews to leave Iraq immediately. The next day, many Jews, most of them poor with nothing to lose, jammed emigration offices to renounce their citizenship and to apply for permission to leave for Israel. So many applied, in fact, that the police had to open registration offices in Jewish schools and synagogues. On May 10, at 3 a.m., a grenade was tossed in the direction of the display window of the Jewish-owned Beit-Lawi Automobile Company, destroying part of the building. No casualties were reported. On June 3, 1950, another grenade was tossed from a speeding car in the El-Batawin area of Baghdad where most rich Jews and middle class Iraqis lived. No one was hurt, but following the explosion Zionist activists sent telegrams to Israel requesting that the quota for immigration from Iraq be increased. On June 5, at 2:30 a.m., a bomb exploded next to the Jewish-owned Stanley Shashua building on El-Rashid street, resulting in property damage but no casualties. On January 14, 1951, at 7 p.m., a grenade was thrown at a group of Jews outside the Masouda Shem-Tov Synagogue. The explosive struck a high-voltage cable, electrocuting three Jews, one a young boy, Itzhak Elmacher, and wounding over 30 others. Following the attack, the exodus of Jews jumped to between 600-700 per day. Zionist propagandists still maintain that the bombs in Iraq were set off by anti-Jewish Iraqis who wanted Jews out of their country. The terrible truth is that the grenades that killed and maimed Iraqi Jews and damaged their property were thrown by Zionist Jews. Among the most important documents in my book, I believe, are copies of two leaflets published by the Zionist underground calling on Jews to leave Iraq. One is dated March 16, 1950, the other April 8, 1950. The difference between these two is critical. Both indicate the date of publication, but only the April 8th leaflet notes the time of day: 4 p.m. Why the time of day? Such a specification was unprecedented. Even the investigating judge, Salaman El-Beit, found it suspicious. Did the 4 p.m. writers want an alibi for a bombing they knew would occur five hours later? If so, how did they know about the bombing? The judge concluded they knew because a connection existed between the Zionist underground and the bomb throwers. This, too, was the conclusion of Wilbur Crane Eveland, a former senior officer in the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), whom I had the opportunity to meet in New York in 1988. In his book, Ropes of Sand, whose publication the CIA opposed, Eveland writes: In attempts to portray the Iraqis as anti-American and to terrorize the Jews, the Zionists planted bombs in the U.S. Information Service library and in synagogues. Soon leaflets began to appear urging Jews to flee to Israel. . . . Although the Iraqi police later provided our embassy with evidence to show that the synagogue and library bombings, as well as the anti-Jewish and anti-American leaflet campaigns, had been the work of an underground Zionist organization, most of the world believed reports that Arab terrorism had motivated the flight of the Iraqi Jews whom the Zionists had "rescued" really just in order to increase Israel's Jewish population." Eveland doesn't detail the evidence linking the Zionists to the attacks, but in my book I do. In 1955, for example, I organized in Israel a panel of Jewish attorneys of Iraqi origin to handle claims of Iraqi Jews who still had property in Iraq. One well known attorney, who asked that I not give his name, confided in me that the laboratory tests in Iraq had confirmed that the anti-American leaflets found at the American Cultural Center bombing were typed on the same typewriter and duplicated on the same stenciling machine as the leaflets distributed by the Zionist movement just before the April 8th bombing. Tests also showed that the type of explosive used in the Beit-Lawi attack matched traces of explosives found in the suitcase of an Iraqi Jew by the name of Yosef Basri. Basri, a lawyer, together with Shalom Salih, a shoemaker, would be put on trial for the attacks in December 1951 and executed the following month. Both men were members of Hashura, the military arm of the Zionist underground. Salih ultimately confessed that he, Basri and a third man, Yosef Habaza, carried out the attacks. By the time of the executions in January 1952, all but 6,000 of an estimated 125,000 Iraqi Jews had fled to Israel. Moreover, the pro-British, pro-Zionist puppet el-Said saw to it that all of their possessions were frozen, including their cash assets. (There were ways of getting Iraqi dinars out, but when the immigrants went to exchange them in Israel they found that the Israeli government kept 50 percent of the value.) Even those Iraqi Jews who had not registered to emigrate, but who happened to be abroad, faced loss of their nationality if they didn't return within a specified time. An ancient, cultured, prosperous community had been uprooted and its people transplanted to a land dominated by East European Jews, whose culture was not only foreign but entirely hateful to them. The Ultimate Criminals Zionist Leaders. From the start they knew that in order to establish a Jewish state they had to expel the indigenous Palestinian population to the neighboring Islamic states and import Jews from these same states. * Theodor Herzl, the architect of Zionism, thought it could be done by social engineering. In his diary entry for 12 June 1885, he wrote that Zionist settlers would have to "spirit the penniless population across the border by procuring employment for it in the transit countries, while denying it any employment in our own country." * Vladimir Jabotinsky, Prime Minister Netanyahu's ideological progenitor, frankly admitted that such a transfer of populations could only be brought about by force. * David Ben Gurion, Israel's first prime minister, told a Zionist Conference in 1937 that any proposed Jewish state would have to "transfer Arab populations out of the area, if possible of their own free will, if not by coercion." After 750,000 Palestinians were uprooted and their lands confiscated in 1948-49, Ben Gurion had to look to the Islamic countries for Jews who could fill the resultant cheap labor market. "Emissaries" were smuggled into these countries to "convince" Jews to leave either by trickery or fear. In the case of Iraq, both methods were used: uneducated Jews were told of a Messianic Israel in which the blind see, the lame walk, and onions grow as big as melons; educated Jews had bombs thrown at them. A few years after the bombings, in the early 1950s, a book was published in Iraq, in Arabic, titled Venom of the Zionist Viper. The author was one of the Iraqi investigators of the 1950-51 bombings and, in his book, he implicates the Israelis, specifically one of the emissaries sent by Israel, Mordechai Ben-Porat. As soon as the book came out, all copies just disappeared, even from libraries. The word was that agents of the Israeli Mossad, working through the U.S. Embassy, bought up all the books and destroyed them. I tried on three different occasions to have one sent to me in Israel, but each time Israeli censors in the post office intercepted it. British Leaders. Britain always acted in its best colonial interests. For that reason Foreign Minister Arthur Balfour sent his famous 1917 letter to Lord Rothschild in exchange for Zionist support in WW I. During WW II the British were primarily concerned with keeping their client states in the Western camp, while Zionists were most concerned with the immigration of European Jews to Palestine, even if this meant cooperating with the Nazis. (In my book I document numerous instances of such dealings by Ben Gurion and the Zionist leadership.) After WW II the international chessboard pitted communists against capitalists. In many countries, including the United States and Iraq, Jews represented a large part of the Communist party. In Iraq, hundreds of Jews of the working intelligentsia occupied key positions in the hierarchy of the Communist and Socialist parties. To keep their client countries in the capitalist camp, Britain had to make sure these governments had pro-British leaders. And if, as in Iraq, these leaders were overthrown, then an anti-Jewish riot or two could prove a useful pretext to invade the capital and reinstate the "right" leaders. Moreover, if the possibility existed of removing the communist influence from Iraq by transferring the whole Jewish community to Israel, well then, why not? Particularly if the leaders of Israel and Iraq conspired in the deed. The Iraqi Leaders. Both the regent Abd al-Ilah and his prime minister Nouri el- Said took directions from London. Toward the end of 1948, el-Said, who had already met with Israel's Prime Minister Ben Gurion in Vienna, began discussing with his Iraqi and British associates the need for an exchange of populations. Iraq would send the Jews in military trucks to Israel via Jordan, and Iraq would take in some of the Palestinians Israel had been evicting. His proposal included mutual confiscation of property. London nixed the idea as too radical. El-Said then went to his back-up plan and began to create the conditions that would make the lives of Iraqi Jews so miserable they would leave for Israel. Jewish government employees were fired from their jobs; Jewish merchants were denied import/export licenses; police began to arrest Jews for trivial reasons. Still the Jews did not leave in any great numbers. In September 1949, Israel sent the spy Mordechai Ben-Porat, the one mentioned in Venom of the Zionist Viper, to Iraq. One of the first things Ben-Porat did was to approach el-Said and promise him financial incentives to have a law enacted that would lift the citizenship of Iraqi Jews. Soon after, Zionist and Iraqi representatives began formulating a rough draft of the bill, according to the model dictated by Israel through its agents in Baghdad. The bill was passed by the Iraqi parliament in March 1950. It empowered the government to issue one-time exit visas to Jews wishing to leave the country. In March, the bombings began. Sixteen years later, the Israeli magazine Haolam Hazeh, published by Uri Avnery, then a Knesset member, accused Ben-Porat of the Baghdad bombings. Ben-Porat, who would become a Knesset member himself, denied the charge, but never sued the magazine for libel. And Iraqi Jews in Israel still call him Morad Abu al-Knabel, Mordechai of the Bombs. As I said, all this went well beyond the comprehension of a teenager. I knew Jews were being killed and an organization existed that could lead us to the Promised Land. So I helped in the exodus to Israel. Later, on occasions, I would bump into some of these Iraqi Jews in Israel. Not infrequently they'd express the sentiment that they could kill me for what I had done. Opportunities for Peace After the Israeli attack on the Jordanian village of Qibya in October, 1953, Ben Gurion went into voluntary exile at the Sedeh Boker kibbutz in the Negev. The Labor party then used to organize many buses for people to go visit him there, where they would see the former prime minister working with sheep. But that was only for show. Really he was writing his diary and continuing to be active behind the scenes. I went on such a tour. Ben Gurion's Scandals by N.Giladi How the Haganah and Mossad eliminated Jews. Available in our BookstoreWe were told not to try to speak to Ben Gurion, but when I saw him, I asked why, since Israel is a democracy with a parliament, does it not have a constitution? Ben Gurion said, "Look, boy"-I was 24 at the time-"if we have a constitution, we have to write in it the border of our country. And this is not our border, my dear." I asked, "Then where is the border?" He said, "Wherever the Sahal will come, this is the border." Sahal is the Israeli army. Ben Gurion told the world that Israel accepted the partition and the Arabs rejected it. Then Israel took half of the land that was promised to the Arab state. And still he was saying it was not enough. Israel needed more land. How can a country make peace with its neighbors if it wants to take their land? How can a country demand to be secure if it won't say what borders it will be satisfied with? For such a country, peace would be an inconvenience. I know now that from the beginning many Arab leaders wanted to make peace with Israel, but Israel always refused. Ben Gurion covered this up with propaganda. He said that the Arabs wanted to drive Israel into the sea and he called Gamal Abdel Nasser the Hitler of the Middle East whose foremost intent was to destroy Israel. He wanted America and Great Britain to treat Nasser like a pariah. In 1954, it seemed that America was getting less critical of Nasser. Then during a three-week period in July, several terrorist bombs were set off: at the United States Information Agency offices in Cairo and Alexandria, a British-owned theater, and the central post office in Cairo. An attempt to firebomb a cinema in Alexandria failed when the bomb went off in the pocket of one of the perpetrators. That led to the discovery that the terrorists were not anti-Western Egyptians, but were instead Israeli spies bent on souring the warming relationship between Egypt and the United States in what came to be known as the Lavon Affair. Ben Gurion was still living on his kibbutz. Moshe Sharett as prime minister was in contact with Abdel Nasser through the offices of Lord Maurice Orbach of Great Britain. Sharett asked Nasser to be lenient with the captured spies, and Nasser did all that was in his power to prevent a deterioration of the situation between the two countries. Then Ben Gurion returned as Defense Minister in February, 1955. Later that month Israeli troops attacked Egyptian military camps and Palestinian refugees in Gaza, killing 54 and injuring many more. The very night of the attack, Lord Orbach was on his way to deliver a message to Nasser, but was unable to get through because of the military action. When Orbach telephoned, Nasser's secretary told him that the attack proved that Israel did not want peace and that he was wasting his time as a mediator. In November, Ben Gurion announced in the Knesset that he was willing to meet with Abdel Nasser anywhere and at any time for the sake of peace and understanding. The next morning the Israeli military attacked an Egyptian military camp in the Sabaha region. Although Nasser felt pessimistic about achieving peace with Israel, he continued to send other mediators to try. One was through the American Friends Service Committee; another via the Prime Minister of Malta, Dom Minthoff; and still another through Marshall Tito of Yugoslavia. One that looked particularly promising was through Dennis Hamilton, editor of The London Times. Nasser told Hamilton that if only he could sit and talk with Ben Gurion for two or three hours, they would be able to settle the conflict and end the state of war between the two countries. When word of this reached Ben Gurion, he arranged to meet with Hamilton. They decided to pursue the matter with the Israeli ambassador in London, Arthur Luria, as liaison. On Hamilton's third trip to Egypt, Nasser met him with the text of a Ben Gurion speech stating that Israel would not give up an inch of land and would not take back a single refugee. Hamilton knew that Ben Gurion with his mouth had undermined a peace mission and missed an opportunity to settle the Israeli-Arab conflict. Nasser even sent his friend Ibrahim Izat of the Ruz El Yusuf weekly paper to meet with Israeli leaders in order to explore the political atmosphere and find out why the attacks were taking place if Israel really wanted peace. One of the men Izat met with was Yigal Yadin, a former Chief of Staff of the army who wrote this letter to me on 14 January 1982: Dear Mr. Giladi: Your letter reminded me of an event which I nearly forgot and of which I remember only a few details. Ibrahim Izat came to me if I am not mistaken under the request of the Foreign Ministry or one of its branches; he stayed in my house and we spoke for many hours. I do not remember him saying that he came on a mission from Nasser, but I have no doubt that he let it be understood that this was with his knowledge or acquiescence.... When Nasser decided to nationalize the Suez Canal in spite of opposition from the British and the French, Radio Cairo announced in Hebrew: If the Israeli government is not influenced by the British and the French imperialists, it will eventually result in greater understanding between the two states, and Egypt will reconsider Israel's request to have access to the Suez Canal. Israel responded that it had no designs on Egypt, but at that very moment Israeli representatives were in France planning the three-way attack that was to take place in October, 1956. All the while, Ben Gurion continued to talk about the Hitler of the Middle East. This brainwashing went on until late September, 1970, when Gamal Abdel Nasser passed away. Then, miracle of miracles, David Ben Gurion told the press: A week before he died I received an envoy from Abdel Nasser who asked to meet with me urgently in order to solve the problems between Israel and the Arab world. The public was surprised because they didn't know that Abdel Nasser had wanted this all along, but Israel sabotaged it. Nasser was not the only Arab leader who wanted to make peace with Israel. There were many others. Brigadier General Abdel Karim Qasem, before he seized power in Iraq in July, 1958, headed an underground organization that sent a delegation to Israel to make a secret agreement. Ben Gurion refused even to see him. I learned about this when I was a journalist in Israel. But whenever I tried to publish even a small part of it, the censor would stamp it "Not Allowed." Now, in Netanyahu, we are witnessing another attempt by an Israeli prime minister to fake an interest in making peace. Netanyahu and the Likud are setting Arafat up by demanding that he institute more and more repressive measures in the interest of Israeli "security." Sooner or later I suspect the Palestinians will have had enough of Arafat's strong-arm methods as Israel's quisling-and he'll be killed. Then the Israeli government will say, "See, we were ready to give him everything. You can't trust those Arabs-they kill each other. Now there's no one to even talk to about peace." Conclusion Alexis de Tocqueville once observed that it is easier for the world to accept a simple lie than a complex truth. Certainly it has been easier for the world to accept the Zionist lie that Jews were evicted from Muslim lands because of anti-Semitism, and that Israelis, never the Arabs, were the pursuers of peace. The truth is far more discerning: bigger players on the world stage were pulling the strings. These players, I believe, should be held accountable for their crimes, particularly when they willfully terrorized, dispossessed and killed innocent people on the altar of some ideological imperative. I believe, too, that the descendants of these leaders have a moral responsibility to compensate the victims and their descendants, and to do so not just with reparations, but by setting the historical record straight. That is why I established a panel of inquiry in Israel to seek reparations for Iraqi Jews who had been forced to leave behind their property and possessions in Iraq. That is why I joined the Black Panthers in confronting the Israeli government with the grievances of the Jews in Israel who came from Islamic lands. And that is why I have written my book and this article: to set the historical record straight. We Jews from Islamic lands did not leave our ancestral homes because of any natural enmity between Jews and Muslims. And we Arabs-I say Arab because that is the language my wife and I still speak at home-we Arabs on numerous occasions have sought peace with the State of the Jews. And finally, as a U.S. citizen and taxpayer, let me say that we Americans need to stop supporting racial discrimination in Israel and the cruel expropriation of lands in the West Bank, Gaza, South Lebanon and the Golan Heights.

Why did Clinton pardon these people.? CLINTON PARDONS These are not commuted sentences but full pardons as if the offence never happened. NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE David Phillip AronsohnD. Minn.1961Failure to pay special occupational tax on wagering, 26 U.S.C. § 7203 Wanda Kaye Bain-PrenticeD. Ariz.1982Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Antonio BaruccoU. S. Army general court-martial1945Desertion in violation of the 58th Article of War Kristine Margo BeckD. Idaho1981Bank embezzlement, 18 U.S.C. § 656 David Christopher BillmaierD. New Mex.1980Possession with intent to distribute amphetamines, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Terry Lee BrownE. D. Ky.1962Interstate transportation of a stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. § 2312 Joe Carl BrutonN. D. Tex.1979Conspiracy to commit mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Nolan Lynn DeMarceW. D. Wis.1983Making false statements to obtain bank loans, 18 U.S.C. § 1014 Jimmy C. DickN. D. Calif.1976Conspiracy to manufacture counterfeit Federal Reserve Notes, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Edward Eugene DishmanW. D. Okla.1983Conspiracy to defraud the United States and Oklahoma counties, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Brenda Kay EngleS. D. Ind.1983Conspiracy to commit theft from interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Mary Theresa FajerD. Oregon1980Conspiracy to commit bank embezzlement, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 371 Albert James ForteD. Dist. Col.1973Making and subscribing false and fraudulent income tax return, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) Fendley Lee FrazierS. D. Ala.1965Interstate transportation of a stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. § 2312 Robert Linward Freeland, Jr.N. D. Ind.1983Forcible rescue of seized property, 26 U.S.C. § 7212(b) Ralph Leon FurstS. D. Calif.1966Embezzlement of United States mail (U.S. Code section not cited) Barbara Ann GerickeW. D. Wis.1984Conspiracy to introduce contraband into federal prison, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 1791 Billy Joe GilmoreN. D. Tex.1982Mail fraud and aiding and abetting, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 Loreto Joseph IafrateN. D. W. Va.1976Failure to record receipt of firearms, 18 U.S.C. §§ 922(m) and 924(a) Carl Bruce JonesW. D. Mo.1983Distribution of marijuana and use of telephone to facilitate marijuana distribution, 18 U.S.C. § 2 and 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and 843(b) Candace Deon LeverenzN. D. Calif.1972Unlawful distribution of LSD, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and (b)(1)(B) George William LindgrenS. D. N. Y.1975Bank embezzlement, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Brian George MeierkordC. D. Ill.1983Making false statement to bank, 18 U.S.C. § 1014 Jackie Lee MillerN. D. Okla.1983Conspiracy to defraud the United States, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Joseph Patrick NaultyE. D. Pa.1980Carrying away goods moving as part of foreign shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 659 Theodore Roosevelt NoelN. D. Ala.1972Selling whiskey in unstamped containers and making false statement in the acquisition of firearms from licensed dealer, 26 U.S.C. § 5604(a)(1) and 18 U.S.C. §§ 922(a)(6) and 924(a) Mary Louise OaksM. D. La.1979Conspiracy to defraud the government with respect to claims, 18 U.S.C. § 286 Robert Paul PadelskyD. Utah1980Misapplication of bank funds, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Elizabeth Amy PetersonD. Nev.1985Conspiracy to make false statements to bank, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Susan Lauranne PratherW. D. Ark.1975Causing marijuana to be transported through the mail, 21 U.S.C. § 843(b) Gary Lynn QuammenW. D. Wis.1976Misapplication of bank funds, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Robert Ronal RaymondD. Conn.1972Conspiracy to manufacture, receive, possess, and sell firearms silencers, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Elizabeth Hogg RushingN. D. Ga.1978Misapplication of bank funds, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Marc Alan SchafferS. D. N. Y.1968Submission of false statements to Selective Service System Local Board, 50 U.S.C. Appendix § 462(a) Roy Aaron SmithE. D. Tex.1982Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4 Diane Dorothea SmunkD. So. Dak.1984Embezzlement by government employee, 18 U.S.C. § 641 Thomas Peter StathakisD. So. Car.1976Selling and delivering firearms to out-of-state resident and falsifying firearms records, 18 U.S.C. §§ 922(b)(3), 922(m), and 924(a) Kathleen VacantiC. D. Calif.1979Conspiracy to defraud the United States by obtaining payment of false claims, presenting false claims to the United States, forging a writing, and aiding and abetting, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 286, 287, and 495 Pupi WhiteW. D. Mo.1985Making false statement on United States passport application, 18 U.S.C. § 911 Charles Coleman WickerE. D. Mo.1975Conspiracy to conduct illegal gambling business, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Roderick Douglas WoodsS. D. Miss.1982Misappropriation of bank funds and aiding and abetting, 18 U.S.C. §§ 656 and 2 17-Apr-95 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Bradley Vaughn BarisicN. D. Calif.1980Making false statement to National Labor Relations Board, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Herschel L. BrantleyU. S. Air Force general court-martial1951Larceny in violation of 93rd Article of War Linda Bailey ByarsD. So. Car.1975Bank embezzlement, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Patricia Ann ChapinW. D. Mo.1986Falsifying prescription for controlled substance, 21 U.S.C. § 843(a)(4)(A) and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Ronald JacobsE. D. Pa.1967Theft from interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 659 Margaret Mary MarksN. D. Ohio1984Willful misapplication of bank funds, 18 U.S.C. § 657 John Richard MartinS. D. Calif.1956Embezzlement of funds from savings and loan association, 18 U.S.C. § 657 Earl Thomas McKinney1. U. S. Air Force summary court-martial1. 19511Absent without leave 2. U. S. Air Force general court-martial2. 19592Larceny by check, writing check with insufficient funds, and false claims, in violation of U.C.M.J. Articles 121, 132, and 134 Shirley Jean OdomsS. D. Tex.1978Filing false claim for tax refund, 18 U.S.C. § 287 Jack PakisW. D. Ark.1972Operation of illegal gambling business, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 1955 Gordon Roberts, Jr.M. D. La.1977Interstate transportation of forged and falsely made securities, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 2314 Carl Edward Terhune, Jr.N. D. Okla.1985Issuing United States Postal Service money orders while postal employee with intent to defraud Postal Service, 18 U.S.C. § 500 23-Dec-97 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Irving Frank AveryD. Colo.1984Possession of counterfeit plates, 18 U.S.C. §§ 474 and 2 Billy K. BerryE. D. Ark.1986Medicaid and mail fraud, 42 U.S.C. § 1396h(a)(1)(i) and 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Clio Louise CarsonD. Wyo.1979Transmission of wagering information, 18 U.S.C. § 1084 Giuseppe Casadei-SevereiD. Puerto Rico1987Obstruction of justice, 18 U.S.C. § 1503 Glen Edison Chapman1. W. D. No.Car.1. 19551Removing, possessing, and concealing non-tax-paid whiskey, 26 U.S.C. §§ 5632 and 7206 2. W. D. No. Car.2. 19572Removing, possessing, and concealing non-tax-paid whiskey, 26 U.S.C. §§ 5632 and 5008(b)(1) Ralph Wallace CrawfordC. D. Calif.1985Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Aaron GoldenW. D. Tex.1986Failure to file a currency transaction report, 31 U.S.C. §§ 5313 and 5322(a) Monroe Lee KingS. D. Tex.1973Making plates for counterfeiting Federal Reserve Notes, 18 U.S.C. § 474 Ralph Lee LimbaughN. D. Ala.1974Theft from interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 659 George Edward Maynes, Jr.D. Canal Zone1975Distribution of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Charley Morgan N.D. Okla.1964Unlawful possession of still and manufacture of mash, 26 U.S.C. §§ 5179(a), 5601(a)(1), and 5601(a)(7) Linzie Murle MorseW. D. La.1973Interstate transportation of stolen motor vehicle and selling stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2312 and 2313 Charles Patrick MurrinC. D. Calif.1988Bank robbery, 18 U.S.C. § 2113(a) Moises Jaurequi RamosD. New Mexico1983Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4 William Ray RichardsonW. D. Mo.1983Interstate transportation of stolen property, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 2314 Raymond Phillip WeaverU. S. Navy summary court-martial1947Theft of four pounds of butter Bill Wayne WestE. D. Miss.1984Dealing in firearms without license, 18 U.S.C. §§ 922(a)(1) and 924(a) Anita Glenn WhitlockD. Dist. Col.1978Bank embezzlement, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Edward Kenneth Williams, Jr.S. D. Iowa1979Receiving and selling stolen motor vehicles and aiding and abetting the same, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 2313 Larry Edward WinfieldW. D. Ark.1987Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Louis Anthony Winters1. U.S. Navy general1. 19571. Unauthorized absence from duty court-martial 2.D. So. Dak.2. 19692. Assault with dangerous weapon, 18 U.S.C. § 1153 24-Dec-98 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Haig Ardash ArakelianS. D. Calif.1975Possession of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 844 (aka Haig Arthur Arakelian) Estel Edmond AshworthN. D. Tex.1974Theft of mail by Postal employee, 18 U.S.C. § 1709 Vincent Anthony BurgioC. D. Calif.1972Possession of counterfeit government obligations, 18 U.S.C. § 472 Thomas Earl BurtonE. D. Va.1982Attempted possession with intent to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and 846 Jesse CuevasD. Neb.1984Unauthorized possession of food stamps, 7 U.S.C. § 2024(b) Harry Erla FoxU.S. Army summary and special courts- martial1961Absence without leave, Article 86, U.C.M.J. James William GardnerD. Wyo.1983Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846 and 841(a)(1) Alejandro Cruz GuedeaU.S. Army general court-martial1949Larceny of government property Sebraien Michael HaygoodE. D. N. Y.1982Importation of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 952(a) and 960(a)(1) Warren Curtis Hultgren, Jr.W. D. Tex.1982Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846 and 841(a)(1) Sharon Sue Johnson E. D. Ark.1986Bank embezzlement, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Ronald Ray KellyU.S. Marine Corps special court-martial1969Unauthorized absences, escape from lawful custody, and breaking restriction Francis Dale KnipplingD. So. Dak.1985Conversion of mortgaged property, 18 U.S.C. § 658 Michael Ray KrukarD. Alaska1988Unlawful distribution of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Michael Francis LarkinD. Mass.1984False statements to HUD, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 1001 Leslie Jan McCallW. D. Okla.1988Use of telephone to facilitate cocaine distribution, 21 U.S.C. § 843(b) Bobby Joe MillerE. D. Tex.1982Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4 William Edward PayneD. Ore.1965Willful attempt to evade excise tax on wagers, 26 U.S.C. § 7201 Robert Earl RadkeC. D. Calif.1981Willful attempt to evade income taxes, 26 U.S.C. § 7201 David Walter RatliffN. D. Okla.1981Making false statement to the government, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Billy Wayne Reynolds E. D. Tex.1981Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Benito Maldonado Sanchez, Jr.W. D. Tex.1960Possession of marijuana without payment of transfer tax, 26 U.S.C. § 4744(1) Vicki Lynn SealsW. D. Tex.1984Making a false statement to a federally insured bank while an employee of that bank, 18 U.S.C.§ 1005 (fka Vicki Lynn Miller) Lewis Craig SeymourW. D. Okla.1979Distribution of Phencyclidine (PCP), 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Irving A. SmithD. Md.1957Conspiracy to engage in price-fixing, 15 U.S.C. §§ 1 and 2 (Sherman Act) Darrin Paul SobinE. D. Calif.1987Conspiracy to manufacture marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Monty Mac StewartW. D. Okla.1983Conspiracy to defraud U.S. and counties within Oklahoma, mail fraud, and aiding and abetting filing a false income tax return, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 371, and 1341, and 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) Kevin Lester TekerW. D. Wash.1989Maliciously damaging property used in an activity affecting interstate commerce by means of an explosive, 18 U.S.C. § 844(i) John Timothy ThompsonW. D. Okla.1986Use of the telephone to facilitate cocaine distribution, 21 U.S.C. § 843(b) Paul Loy TobinS. D. Ala.1968Interstate transportation of stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. § 2312 Gerald William WachterE. D. Pa.1974Conspiracy to cause stolen goods to be transported in interstate commerce, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Marian Lane WolfN. D. Tex.1988Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4 Samuel Harrell Woodard1. U.S. Air Force summary court-martial1. 19521. Absent without leave 2. S. D. Ga.2. 19552. Theft from an interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 659 19-Feb-99 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Henry Ossian FlipperU.S. Army general court-martial1891Conduct unbecoming an officer 23-Dec-99 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Meredith Marcus Appleton, IIW. D. Okla.1990Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine and to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Steven Laurence BarnettE. D. Calif.1987Misapplication of bank funds and aiding and abetting the same, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 657 Russell Carl CliftonN. D. Calif.1977Transmission of a false distress signal, 47 U.S.C. § 325 (misdemeanor) Albert McMullen CoxS. D. Ga.1987Bribery of a public official, 18 U.S.C. § 201(b) Bernard Earl CrandallC. D. Ill.1985Theft from interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 659 Eugene Harold Del CarloN. D. Calif.1979Conspiracy and blackmail, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 873 (misdemeanors) Kenneth Lee DeustermanD. Minn.1991False statement to HUD, 18 U.S.C. § 1012 (misdemeanor) Frank Allen ElsE. D. Wash.1976Possession of an unregistered firearm, 26 U.S.C. § 5861(d) Arthur Neil EvansN. D. Calif.1954Protecting and assisting a deserter from the U.S. Army, 18 U.S.C. § 1381 Elizabeth Marie Frederick (fka Elizabeth Sigmon)D. So. Dak.1987Distribution and possession with intent to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Jackie Lynn GanoN. D. Iowa1976Receiving money or benefits through transactions of federal credit institution with intent to defraud while officer or employee of institution, 18 U.S.C. § 1006 Daniel Clifton Gilmour, Jr.D. So. Car.1985Importation of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. §§ 952(a), 960, 963, and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Michael Lee GilmourD. So. Car.1985Importation of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. §§ 952(a), 960, 963, and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Theodore Avram GoodmanS. D. Calif.1981Unauthorized sale of government property, 18 U.S.C. § 641 Michael Charles JorgensenD. N. Mex.1981Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4 Leonard Charles KampfE. D. Va.1990Conveyance of government property without authority, 18 U.S.C. § 641 Kenneth Marshall KnullNavy general court-martial1976Disobeying a lawful general order, negligently suffering destruction of military property, negligently hazarding two Naval vessels, Articles 92, 108, and 110, UCMJ Reza Arabian MalekiD. No. Dak.1984Conspiracy to make false statements to INS; false statements to INS, and aiding and abetting the same, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 371, and 1001 William Ronald McGuireE. D. N. Y.1978Income tax evasion, 26 U.S.C. § 7201 Freddie MeeksNavy general court-martial1944Making a mutiny during wartime Steven Dwayne MillerE. D. Tex.1985Possession of counterfeit Federal Reserve notes with intent to sell or otherwise use same, 18 U.S.C. § 474 Jodie David MorelandW. D. La.1987Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute marijuana, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1), 841(b)(6), and 846 Lloyd Robert OdellE. D. Wash.1983Theft of government property, 18 U.S.C. § 641 John Richard PalubickiE. D. Wis.1988Conspiracy to defraud the IRS; income tax evasion, 18 U.S.C. § 371 and 26 U.S.C. § 7201 Patricia Ann PalubickiE. D. Wis.1988Conspiracy to defraud the IRS; income tax evasion, 18 U.S.C. § 371 and 26 U.S.C. § 7201 Mark Edwin PixleyD. Oregon1991Aiding in the manufacture, by cultivation, of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Theodore Alfred RhoneD. Dist. Col.1987Wire fraud and aiding and abetting same, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 1343 Warren David SametS. D. Fla.1968Transporting, concealing, and facilitating the transportation of marijuana that was acquired without paying the tax imposed, 26 U.S.C. § 4744(a)(2) Steven Elliott SkormanN. D. Ga.1972Distributing lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Ronald Marsh SmithArmy general court-martial1977Stealing mail matter, Article 134, UCMJ Richard Beauchamp SteeleS. D. Tex.1989Conspiracy to eliminate competition by fixing prices in interstate commerce, 15 U.S.C. § 1 Christine Ann Summerbell (fka Christine Ann McKeown)W. D. Wis.1984Theft of mail by postal employee, 18 U.S.C. § 1709 Robert A. SuvinoW. D. Ark.1988Conspiracy to commit mail fraud and mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 1341 Daniel Larry Thomas, Jr.N. D. Ohio1987Illegal use of a communication facility to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 843 Howard Edwin WalravenW. D. Ark.1968Theft from an interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 659 Martin Harry WesenbergE. D. Wis.1964Willfully failing to pay the special occupational tax on wagering, and aiding and abetting the same, 26 U.S.C. § 7203 and 18 U.S.C. § 2 (misdemeanor) Virgil Edwin WestN. D. Okla.1982Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 1341 19-Feb-00 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Preston Theodore King1. M.D. Ga.1. 19611Failure to appear for physical examination; failure to appear for induction into the Armed Forces, 50 U.S.C. App. § 46 2. M.D. Ga.2. 1962 (indicted)2Bail jumping, 18 U.S.C. § 3146 15-Mar-00 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Gregory Leon CrosbyD. Maine1987Theft by postal employee, 18 U.S.C. § 1709 Everett Gale DagueN. D. Iowa1982Conspiracy to obstruct commerce by extortion, extortion, demanding or receiving illegal payments on behalf of a labor union, and demanding or accepting illegal unloading fees from a motor vehicle driver, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2 and 1951, 29 U.S.C. §§186(b)(1) and (2) Terry Stephen DullerW. D. Wis.1990Engaging in illegal gambling business, 18 U.S.C. § 1955; failure to pay excise tax, 26 U.S.C. § 7262 Richard George FryeD. Maine1973Knowingly shipping and transporting a firearm in interstate commerce, having been convicted of a felony, 18 U.S.C. §§ 922(g) and 924 Edgar Allen Gregory, Jr.S. D. Ala.1986Conspiracy to willfully misapply bank funds, make false statements to a bank, and commit wire fraud; misapplication of bank funds by person connected with a bank, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 656, and 2 Vonna Jo GregoryS. D. Ala.1986Conspiracy to willfully misapply bank funds, make false statements to a bank, and commit wire fraud; misapplication of bank funds by person connected with a bank, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 656, and 2 Carl David HamiltonE. D. Ark.1986Bank fraud, and conspiracy to commit wire and bank fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1343 and 371 Charles Edward KirschnerD. Alaska1993Theft of bank property, 18 U.S.C. § 2113(b) Charles Douglas MeglaW. D. Ky.1980Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 Owen Neil NordineD. Ariz.1963Interstate transportation of a stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. § 2312 William Thomas RohringD. Minn.1986Forgery of U.S. Treasury check, 18 U.S.C. § 510 Lawrence David ShareS. D. Calif.1975Conspiracy to commit securities fraud, sale of unregistered securities, and the use of manipulative devices in connection with the sale of securities, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 2, and 15 U.S.C. §§ 77e(a), 77q(a), 77x, 78ff, and 78j(b) Wayne Cletus SteinkampN. D. Iowa1988Conspiracy in restraint of trade in interstate commerce, 15 U.S.C. § 1 Peter John ThomasD. Del.1978Conspiracy to possess cocaine with intent to distribute, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Heather Elizabeth WilsonE. D. Okla.1993Use of telephone to facilitate commission of drug-trafficking felony, 21 U.S.C. § 843(b) (fka Heather Elizabeth Calvin) Donna Marie Yellow OwlD. Montana1988False statements, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 (fka Donna Marie Coursey) 7-Jul-00 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Carl Stanley GilbreathN. D. Ga.1971Interstate transportation of a stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. § 2312 Claudette Dean GoodsonE. D. No. Car.1986Aiding and abetting embezzlement of government funds, 18 U.S.C. §§ 641 and 2 (fka Claudette Goodson Findeisen) Dane Robert HesslingS. D. Ohio1987Conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846, and distribution and possession with intent to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Elwood Dwight HopkinsD. New Jersey19621. Theft of government property, 18 U.S.C. § 641 2. Mutilation of coins, 18 U.S.C. § 331 Thomas Vernon Jones D. Wyo.1989Filing a false tax return 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) Madison Dow Kimball, Jr.W. D. Ark.1983Bank robbery, 18 U.S.C. § 2113(a) Cynthia Lou LeBlancN. D. Tex.1978Conspiracy to distribute and possess methaqualone, 21 U.S.C. § 846 (fka Cynthia Lou Gallagher) Peter Thomas LippsC. D. Calif.1981Possession of counterfeit government obligation, 18 U.S.C. § 472 John Carroll MichiaelsN. D. Ind.1989Purloining and coverting property of the United States Environmental Protection Agency, and aiding and abetting therein, 18 U.S.C. §§ 641 and 2 Richard Edwin SacchiM. D. Fla.1989Conspiracy to possess cocaine with intent to distribute, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and 846 Horace Carroll SmithD. So. Car.1992Conspiracy to violate the federal securities laws, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 2 Tammy Lawan TallantE. D. Okla.1991Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4 Carl Dennis WarenW. D. Ark.1980Interstate transportation of stolen motor vehicles, 18 U.S.C. § 2314 Robert Alexander Warr D. So. Car.1982False statements, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1001 and 2 James H. Wetzel, Jr.E. D. La.1981Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 18 U.S.C. § 371, and 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Diane Mae ZemanE. D. N. Y.1981Use of a telephone to facilitate importation of hashish oil, 21 U.S.C. § 843(b) (aka Diane Mae Moseman) 20-Oct-00 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE William Oshel Casto, IIIE. D. Wis.1984Embezzlement by a bank employee, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Donald Demerest HallD. Del1974Misapplication of bank funds by an employee, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Cheryl Ada Elizabeth LittleS. D. Fla.1978Conspiracy with intent to distribute a controlled substance, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846 and 841(a)(1) Joe Clint McMillanM. D. No. Car.1992Conspiracy to violate the Sherman Antitrust Act, 15 U.S.C. § 1 Jeralyn Kay RustD. Minn.1990Wire fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1343 and 2 Jane Marie SchoffstallS. D. Calif.1989Possession with intent to distribute a controlled substance (methamphetamine), 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) William Calvin Smith, Jr.E. D. Pa.1970Interstate transportation of a stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. § 2312 21-Nov-00 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Glen David CurryS. D. Ala.1982Conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute cocaine, distributing and possessing with intent to distribute cocaine, and using a telephone to facilitate distribution of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1), 843(b), and 846 Dave Meyer Hartson, IIIE. D. La.1993Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 Carl Edward KarstetterM. D. Pa.1992Conversion of government property, 18 U.S.C. § 641 Donald Spencer LewisS. D. Tex.1991False statements to a government agency, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Walter Sidney OrlinskyD. Md.1982Extortion under color of official right, 18 U.S.C. § 1951 Howard Charles PetersenD. Neb.1971Embezzlement by a bank employee and making false entries in a bank's records, 18 U.S.C. §§ 656 and 1005 John Laurence SilviD. New Jersey1992Conspiracy to make unlawful payments to a union official, 18 U.S.C. § 371, 29 U.S.C. § 186 Laurence John Silvi, IID. New Jersey1992Conspiracy to bribe a union official, 18 U.S.C. § 371, 29 U.S.C. § 186 John Donald VoddeN. D. Ind.1989Possession and distribution of cocaine, and aiding and abetting, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Melinda Kay Stewart VoddeN. D. Ind.1989Distribution of cocaine, and aiding and abetting, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Philip Donald WinnD. Dist. Col.1994Conspiracy to give illegal gratuities, 18 U.S.C. § 371 22-Dec-00 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Jimmy Lee AllenW. D. Ark.1990False statements to agency of United States, 15 U.S.C. § 714m(a) Virgil Lamoin BakerE. D. (now S. D.) Ill.1959Violation of the Military Training and Service Act, 50 U.S.C. App. § 462 Garran Dee BarkerE. D. Ark1986Conspiracy to commit bank and wire fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Nancy M. BaxterW. D. Va.1990Tax evasion and filing a false amended tax return; 26 U.S.C. §§ 7201 and 7206(1) Charles N. BesserN. D. Ill1985Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Harlan Richard BillingsD. Maine1985Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute in excess of 1,000 pounds of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Edward Raymond BirdseyeE. D. Calif.1992Unlawful use of a communication facility, 21 U.S.C. § 843(b) Roscoe Crosby Blunt, Jr.Army court-martial1945Fraternization, Article of War 96 Charles Edward BoggsE. D. Ark.1977Receiving a stolen motor vehicle which was part of interstate commerce, 18 U.S.C. § 2313 Terry Coy BonnerN. D. W. Va.1986Possession of an illegally made destructive device, 26 U.S.C. § 5861(c) Alfred Whitney Brown, IIIE. D. La.1992Illegal sale of wildlife by allowing hunting over a baited field, 16 U.S.C. §§ 3372(a)(1), 3372(c)(1)(A), and 3373(d)(1)(B), and 18 U.S.C. § 2 William Robert CarpenterN. D. Calif.1991Possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Philip Vito DiGirolamoN. D. Calif.1984Conspiracy to import marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 963; willfully subscribing to a false tax return, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) Peter Welling DionisN. D. N. Y.1976Conspiracy, importation, and possession with intent to distribute hashish, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1), 952(a), and 963, and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Darrin Dean DornS. D. Iowa1981Conspiracy to damage property by means and use of an explosive, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Peter Bailey GimbelS. D. N. Y.1991Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Philip Joseph GrandmaisonD. New Hamp.1996Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 1346 Joe Robert GristW. D. Tex.1990Misapplication of funds by a bank employee, 18 U.S.C. § 656 LeRoy Kenneth Hartung, Jr. D. Nev.1986Interception of wire communications, 18 U.S.C. § 2511(1)(a) Joseph Riddick Hendrick, IIIW. D. No. Car.1997Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Judd Blair HirschbergN. D. Ill.1991Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Robert Quinn HoustonS. D. Miss.1986Conspiracy to obstruct commerce by extortion, 18 U.S.C. § 1951(a) Martin Joseph HughesN. D. Ohio1987Aiding and abetting the falsification of union records, aiding and assisting in the submission of false tax records, making false statements to a government agency, 29 U.S.C. § 439(c) and 18 U.S.C. § 2, 26 U.S.C. § 7204, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 (as modified) Jere Wayne JohnsonW. D. Okla.1982Conspiracy to defraud the United States and Garfield County, Oklahoma, while serving as a county commissioner, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Michael Thomas JohnsonS. D. Miss.1987Filing false tax returns, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) Daniel Wayne KeysS. D. Tex.1977Possession with intent to distribute marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Larry Ray KilloughE. D. Ark.1985Unlawful distribution of prescription drugs, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Jack KligmanE. D. Pa.1985Conspiracy and mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 1341 Hector Osvaldo LabagnaraD. New Jersey1976Conspiracy to transport stolen motor vehicles in interstate commerce, to receive and sell stolen motor vehicles, to transport false vehicle registrations in interstate commerce, and to receive and dispose of false vehicle registrations; receipt and sale of stolen motor vehicles; 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 2313 Moses Jubilee Lestz W. D. Ark.1982Forgery of United States savings bond, 18 U.S.C. § 495 (fka Michael Eugene Lestz)  Leon Lee LiebscherW. D. Okla.1982Conspiracy to defraud the United States (tax evasion), 18 U.S.C. § 371 Pierluigi ManciniN. D. Ga.1985Possession of cocaine with intent to distribute, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a) John Ross McCown, Jr.D. Neb.1992Structuring of transactions to evade reporting requirements, 31 U.S.C. §§ 5324(3) and 5322(b) and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Edward Francis McKenna, IIIS. D. Miss.1993Possession with intent to distribute anabolic steroids, 21 U.S.C. § 333(e)(1) Andrew Kirkpatrick Mearns, IIID. Del.1978Conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846 and 841 Ralph Eugene MeczykN. D. Ill.1987Filing false partnership and individual federal income tax returns, and aiding and abetting therein, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Philip James MorinW. D. Tex.1984Distribution of cocaine; 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Thomas Edward Nash, Jr.W. D. No. Car.1988Conspiracy to restrain interstate trade and commerce, 15 U.S.C. § 1 Roger Lee NelsonD. Neb.1981Aiding and abetting mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 Jose Rene Pineda-Martinez1. S. D. Tex.1. 19831Entering U.S. without inspection (misdemeanor), 8 U.S.C. § 1325 2. S. D. Tex.2. 19832Transporting an illegal alien within the U.S., 8 U.S.C. § 1324(a)(2) 3. S. D. Tex.3. 19843Transporting an illegal alien within the U.S., 8 U.S.C. § 1324(a)(2) John Russell RaupAir Force general court-martial1984Larceny of government property and wrongful possession of marijuana; U.C.M.J. Articles 121 and 134 James William RogersD. So. Car.1983 (as modified)Conspiracy to commit racketeering, 18 U.S.C. § 1962(d) George Wisham Roper, IIE. D. Va.1974Conspiracy to bribe public officials and to defraud the United States government, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Daniel RostenkowskiD. Dist. Col.1996Mail fraud (two counts), 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 1346 Dean Raymond RushW. D. Tex.1993False statements on a loan application, 18 U.S.C. § 1014 Archibald R. Schaffer, IIID. Dist. Col.2000Violation of the Meat Inspection Act, 21 U.S.C. § 622 Anthony Andrew SchmidtD. Kan.1985Conspiracy to possess and distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and 846 Stanley SiroteE. D. N. Y.1974Bribery of a public official, 18 U.S.C. § 201(f) Dent Elwood Snider, Jr.D. Colo.1981Use of a telephone to facilitate the distribution of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 843(b) James Lawrence SwisherM. D. No. Car.1977Obstruction of a criminal investigation, 18 U.S.C. § 1510 Larry Kalvy ThompsonN. D. Tex.1988Aiding and abetting misapplication of bank funds, misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 4, and 657 Stephanie Marie VetterD. New Mex.1979Possession with intent to distribute methamphetamine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Danny Ray WalkerE. D. Ark.1975Interstate transportation of stolen property, 18 U.S.C. § 2316 Thomas Andrew WarrenS. D. Fla.1975Conspiracy to import marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 963 Michael Lynn WeatherfordE. D. No. Car.1986Aiding and abetting interstate travel in aid of racketeering, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1952(a) and 2 Jack WeinsteinD. Nev.1975Conspiracy and interstate transportation of stolen property, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 2314, and 2 Robert Owen WilsonM. D. Tenn.1980Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Charles Elvin WitherspoonE. D. Tex.1977Embezzlement of bank funds, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Charles Z. Yonce, Jr.D. So. Car.1988Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine and aiding and abetting therein, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1), 846, and 841(b)(1)(B), and 18 U.S.C. § 2 20-Jan-01 NAMEDISTRICTSENTENCEDOFFENSE Verla Jean Allen W. D. Ark.1990False statements to agency of United States, 15 U.S.C. § 714m(a) Bernice Ruth AltschulD. Ariz.1992Conspiracy to commit money laundering, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Nicholas M. AltiereS. D. Fla.1983Importation of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 952(a)(1) and 960(a)(1) Joe Anderson, Jr.S. D. Ala.1988Income tax evasion, 26 U.S.C. § 7201 William Sterling AndersonD. So. Car.1987Conspiracy to defraud a federally insured financial institution, false statements to a federally insured financial institution, wire fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 371, 1014, and 1343 Mansour T. AzizkhaniW. D. Okla.1984Conspiracy and making false statements in bank loan applications, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 1014 Cleveland Victor Babin, Jr.W. D. Okla.1987Conspiracy to commit offense against the United States by utilizing the U.S. mail in furtherance of a scheme to defraud, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Chris Harmon BagleyW. D. Okla.1989Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Scott Lynn BaneC. D. Ill.1984Unlawful distribution of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Thomas Cleveland BarberM. D. Fla.1977Issuing worthless checks, 18 U.S.C. §§ 7 and 13 Peggy Ann BargonC. D. Ill.1995Violation of Lacey Act, violation of Bald Eagle Protection Act, 16 U.S.C. §§ 3372(a)(1), 3373(d)(2), and 668(a); 18 U.S.C. § 2 Tansukhlal BhatkaW. D. Ark.1991Filing fraudulent income tax returns, 26 U.S.C. § 7201 David Roscoe BlampiedD. Idaho1979Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 26 U.S.C. § 846 William Arthur Borders, Jr.N. D. Ga.1982Conspiracy to corruptly solicit and accept money in return for influencing the official acts of a federal district court judge, and to defraud the United States in connection with the performance of lawful government functions; corruptly influencing, obstructing, impeding, and endeavoring to influence, obstruct, and impede the due administration of justice, and aiding and abetting therein; traveling interstate with intent to commit bribery, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 1503, 2, and 1952 Arthur David BorelE. D. Ark.1991Odometer rollback, 15 U.S.C. § 1984 Douglas Charles BorelE. D. Ark.1991Odometer rollback, 15 U.S.C. § 1984 George Thomas BrabhamE. D. Tex.1989Making a false statement or report to a federally insured bank, 18 U.S.C. § 1014 Almon Glenn Braswell1. N. D. Ga.1. 19831. Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 2. N. D. Ga.2. 19832. Perjury, 18 U.S.C. § 1623 3. N. D. Ga.3. 19833. Filing false income tax return, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) Leonard BrowderD. So. Car.1990Illegal dispensing of controlled substance and Medicaid fraud, 21 U.S.C. §§ 827(a)(3), 843(a)(3), 843(a)(4)(A), and 843(c); 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 David Steven BrownS. D. N. Y.1987Securities fraud and mail fraud, 15 U.S.C. §§ 78j(b) and 78ff; 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2; 17 C.F.R. §240.106-5 Delores Caroylene BurlesonE. D. Okla.1978Possession of marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 844(a) John H. BustamanteN. D. Ohio1993Wire fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1343 Mary Louise CampbellN. D. Miss.1988Aiding and abetting the unauthorized use and transfer of food stamps, 18 U.S.C. § 2 and 7 U.S.C. § 2024(b) Eloida CandelariaD. New Mex.1992False information in registering to vote, 42 U.S.C. § 1973i(c) Dennis Sobrevinas CapiliE. D. Calif.1990Filing false statements in alien registration, 8 U.S.C. § 1306(c) Donna Denise ChambersE. D. Wis.1986Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute and to distribute cocaine, possession with intent to distribute cocaine, use of a telephone to facilitate cocaine conspiracy, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846, 841(a)(1), and 843(b) Douglas Eugene ChapmanE. D. Ark.1993Bank fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1344 Ronald Keith ChapmanE. D. Ark.1993Bank fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1344 Francisco Larios ChavezS. D. Calif.1986Aiding and abetting illegal entry of aliens, 8 U.S.C. § 1325 and 18 U.S.C. § 2 Henry G. CisnerosD. Dist. Col.1999False statement (misdemeanor), 18 U.S.C. § 1018 Roger Clinton1. W. D. Ark.1. 19851. Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846 2. W.D. Ark.2. 19852. Distribution of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Stuart Harris CohnS. D. N. Y.1983Illegal sale of commodity options, 7 U.S.C. §§ 6c(c) and 13(b), and 18 U.S.C. § 2 David M. CooperN. D. Ohio1992Conspiracy to defraud the government, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Ernest Harley Cox, Jr.E. D. Ark.1991Conspiracy to defraud a federally insured savings and loan, misapplication of bank funds, false statements, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 657, and 1014 John F. Cross, Jr.E. D. Ark.1995Embezzlement, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Rickey Lee CunninghamS. D. Tex.1973Possession with intent to distribute marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Richard Anthony De LabioD. Md.1977Mail fraud, aiding and abetting, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 John DeutchD. Dist. Col.2001 informationOffenses charged in January 19, 2001, information Richard DouglasN. D. Calif.1998False statements to a government agent, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Edward Reynolds Downe, Jr.S. D. N. Y.1993Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and to subscribe to false income tax returns, securities fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 371 and 15 U.S.C. §§ 78p and 78ff Marvin Dean DudleyD. Neb.1992False statements, 18 U.S.C. § 1014 Larry Lee DuncanW. D. Okla.1992Altering an automobile odometer, 15 U.S.C. § 1984 Robert Clinton FainE. D. Ark.1982Aiding and assisting in the preparation and filing of a false corporate tax return, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(2) Marcos Arcenio FernandezS. D. Fla.1980Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute marijuana, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Alvarez Ferrouillet1. E. D. La.1. 19971Interstate transportation of stolen property, 18 U.S.C. § 2314; money laundering, 18 U.S.C. § 1956(a)(1) (b)(i); engaging in a monetary transaction with criminally derived property, 18 U.S.C. § 1957; false statements to government agents, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 2. N. D. Miss.2. 19972Conspiracy to make false statements to a financial institution, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 1014 William Denis FugazyS. D. N. Y.1997Perjury in a bankruptcy proceeding, 18 U.S.C. § 152 Lloyd Reid GeorgeE. D. Ark.1997Aiding and abetting mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 Louis GoldsteinN. D. Ill.1985Possession of goods stolen from interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. § 659 Rubye Lee GordonM. D. Ga.1974Forgery of U.S. Treasury checks, 18 U.S.C. § 495 Pincus GreenS. D. N. Y.1984 superseding indictmentWire fraud, mail fraud, racketeering, racketeering conspiracy, criminal forfeiture, income tax evasion, and trading with Iran in violation of trade embargo, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1343, 1341, 1962(c), 1962(d), 1963, and 2; 26 U.S.C. § 7201, 50 U.S.C. § 1705, and 31 C.F.R. §§ 535.206(a)(4), 535.208 and 535.701 Robert Ivey HamnerC. D. Ill.1986Conspiracy to distribute marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846 and 841(a)(1) Samuel Price HandleyW. D. Ky.1963Conspiracy to steal government property, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Woodie Randolph HandleyW. D. Ky.1963Conspiracy to steal government property, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Jay Houston Harmon1. E. D. Ark.1. 19821Conspiracy to import marijuana, conspiracy to possess marijuana with intent to distribute, importation of marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, 21 U.S.C. §§ 963, 846, 952, and 841(a) 2. M. D. Ga.2. 19862Conspiracy to import cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 952, 960, and 963 John J. HemmingsonE. D. La.1997Interstate transportation of stolen property, 18 U.S.C. § 2314; money laundering, 18 U.S.C. § 1956(a)(1)(b)(i); engaging in a monetary transaction with criminally derived property, 18 U.S.C. § 1957 David S. HerdlingerW. D. Ark.1986Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341 Debi Rae Huckleberry, D. Utah1986Distribution of methamphetamine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) (fka Debi Rae VanDenakker) Donald Ray JamesW. D. Tenn.1983Mail fraud, wire fraud, and false statements to a bank to influence credit approval, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341, 1343, and 1014 Stanley Pruet JobeW. D. Tex.1994Conspiracy to commit bank fraud, bank fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 1005, 1014, and 1344 Ruben H. JohnsonW. D. Tex.1989Theft and misapplication of bank funds by a bank officer or director (13 counts), 18 U.S.C. § 656 Linda Jones, N. D. Tex.1998Conspiracy to commit bank fraud, to make a false statement to a bank, to launder monetary instruments, and to engage in monetary transactions in property derived from specific unlawful activity; aiding and abetting bank fraud; aiding and abetting false statements to a bank; aiding and abetting laundering monetary instruments; aiding and abetting engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specific unlawful activity; obstruction of justice; falsifying, concealing and covering up a material fact by trick, scheme, or device; making a false statement; 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 371, 1001, 1014, 1344(1) and (2), 1503, 1956(a)(1)(A)(i) and (B)(i), and 1957 (fka Linda D. Medlar) James Howard LakeD. Dist. Col.1998Illegal corporate campaign contributions (two counts), wire fraud, 2 U.S.C. §§ 437g(d)(1)(A), 441b(a), and 441f, and 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 1343, and 1346 June Louise LewisN. D. Ohio1991Embezzlement by a bank employee, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Salim Bonnor LewisS. D. N. Y.1989Securities fraud, record keeping violations, margin violations, 15 U.S.C. §§ 78ff, 78g(a), 78g(f), and 78j(b), and 18 U.S.C. § 2 John Leighton LodwickW. D. Mo.1968Income tax evasion, 26 U.S.C. § 7201 Hildebrando LopezS. D. Tex.1981Distribution of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1) Jose Julio Luaces, Jr. S. D. Fla.1989Possession of an unregistered firearm, 26 U.S.C. §§ 5861(d) and 5871 James Timothy ManessW. D. Tenn.1985Conspiracy to distribute Valium, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846 and 841(a)(1) James Lowell ManningE. D. Ark.1982Aiding and assisting in the preparation of a false corporate income tax return, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(2) John Robert MartinN. D. Fla.1987Income tax evasion, 26 U.S.C. § 7201 Frank Ayala MartinezW. D. Tex.1989Conspiracy to supply false documents to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Silvia Leticia Beltran MartinezW. D. Tex.1989Conspiracy to supply false documents to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, 18 U.S.C. § 371 John Francis McCormickD. Mass.1988Racketeering, racketeering conspiracy, aiding and abetting Hobbjay houston harmons Act extortion (five counts), 18 U.S.C. §§ 1962(c) and (d), 1951, and 2 Susan H. McDougalE. D. Ark.1996Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 1341; aiding and abetting in misapplication of Small Business Investment Corporation funds, 18 U.S.C. §§ 657 and 2; aiding and abetting in making false entries, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1006 and 2; aiding and abetting in making false statements, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1014 and 2 Howard Lawrence Mechanic, (aka Gary Robert Tredway)1. E. D. Mo.1. 19701Violating the Civil Disobedience Act of 1968, 18 U.S.C. § 213(a) 2. D. Ariz.2. 20002Failure to appear, 18 U.S.C. § 3150 3. D. Ariz.3. 20003Making a false statement in acquiring a passport, 18 U.S.C. § 1542 Brook K. Mitchell, Sr.D. Dist. Col.1999Conspiracy to illegally obtain USDA subsidy payments, false statements to USDA (two counts), false entries on USDA forms, 15 U.S.C. §§ 741m(d), 714m(a), and 714m(b)(ii); 18 U.S.C. § 2 Charles Wilfred Morgan, IIIW. D. Ark.1984Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Samuel Loring MorisonD. Md.1985Willful transmission of defense information, unauthorized possession and retention of defense information, theft of government property, 18 U.S.C. §§ 641, 793(d), and 793(e) Richard Anthony NazzaroD. Mass.1988Perjury and conspiracy to commit mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 1623 Charlene Ann NosenkoN. D. Ill.1990Conspiracy to defraud the United States, and influencing or injuring an officer or juror generally, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 1503 Vernon Raymond ObermeierS. D. Ill.1989Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, distribution of cocaine, and using a communications facility to facilitate distribution of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 846, 841(a)(1), and 843(b) Miguelina OgaldeD. Puerto Rico1981Conspiracy to import cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 952(a) and 963 David C. OwenD. Kans.1993Filing a false tax return, 26 U.S.C. § 7206(1) Robert William Palmer E. D. Ark.1995Conspiracy to make false statements, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Kelli Anne Perhosky W. D. Pa.1989Conspiracy to commit mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. § 371 (fka Kelli Anne Flynn) Richard H. PezzopaneN. D. Ill.1988Conspiracy to commit racketeering, mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1962(d) and 1341 Orville Rex PhillipsW. D. Tex.1991Unlawful structuring of a financial transaction, 31 U.S.C. § 5324 Vinson Stewart Poling, Jr.D. Md.1980Making a false bank entry, and aiding and abetting, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1005 and 2 Normal Lyle ProuseD. Minn.1990Operating or directing the operation of a common carrier while under the influence of alcohol, 18 U.S.C. § 342 Willie H. H. Pruitt, Jr.U.S. Air Force special court-martial1954Absent without official leave, UCMJ Danny Martin Pursley, Sr.M. D. Tenn.1991Aiding and abetting the conduct of an illegal gambling business, and obstruction of state laws to facilitate illegal gambling, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1511, 1955, and 2 Charles D. RavenelD. So. Car.1996Conspiring to defraud the United States, 18 U.S.C. § 371 William Clyde RayW. D. Okla.1989Fraud using the telephone, 18 U.S.C. § 1343 Alfredo Luna RegaladoS. D. Tex.1987Failure to report the transportation of currency in excess of $10,000 into the United States, 31 U.S.C. § 5316(a)(1)(B) Ildefonso Reynes RicafortVeterans Administration Compensation and Pension Service1987Submission of false claims to Veterans Administration, 38 U.S.C. § 3503(a), now codified at 38 U.S.C. § 6103(a) Marc RichS. D. N. Y.1984 superseding indictmentWire fraud, mail fraud, racketeering, racketeering conspiracy, criminal forfeiture, income tax evasion, and trading with Iran in violation of trade embargo, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1343, 1341, 1962(c), 1962(d), 1963, and 2; 26 U.S.C. § 7201, 50 U.S.C. § 1705, and 31 C.F.R. §§ 535.206(a)(4), 535.208 and 535.701 Howard Winfield RiddleN. D. Tex.1989Violation of the Lacey Act (receipt of illegally imported animal skins), 18 U.S.C. § 545 Richard Wilson Riley, Jr.D. So. Car.1993Conspiring to possess with intent to distribute and to distribute marijuana and cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Samuel Lee RobbinsW. D. Tex.1990Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4 Joel Gonzales RodriguezS. D. Tex.1991Theft of mail by a postal employee, 18 U.S.C. § 1709 Michael James Rogers S. D. Tex.1977Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute marijuana, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and 846 Anna Louise RossN. D. Tex.1988Distribution of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 841(a)(1); 18 U.S.C. § 2 Gerald Glen RustE. D. Tex.1991False declarations before grand jury, 18 U.S.C. § 1623 Jerri Ann RustE. D. Tex.1991False declarations before grand jury, 18 U.S.C. § 1623 Bettye June RutherfordD. New Mex.1992Possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and (b)(1)(D) Gregory Lee SandsD. So. Dak.1990Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. §§ 841 and 846 Adolph SchwimmerS. D. Calif.1950Conspiracy to violate the Neutrality Act and export control laws, and conspiracy to export arms, ammunition, etc. to a foreign country, in violation of 18 U.S.C. §§ 88 (1946 ed.) and 371, 22 U.S.C. § 452, and 50 U.S.C. § 701 Albert A. Seretti, Jr.D. Nev.1983Conspiracy and wire fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2, 371, 1343 Patricia Campbell Hearst ShawN. D. Calif.1976Armed bank robbery and using a firearm during a felony, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2113(a) and (d) and 924(c)(1) Dennis Joseph Smith1. U.S. Army summary court-martial1. 19511. Unauthorized absence 2. U.S. Army summary court-martial2. 19522. Failure to obey off limits instructions 3. U.S. Army special court-martial3. 19543. Unauthorized absence Gerald Owen SmithS. D. Miss.1956Armed bank robbery, 18 U.S.C. § 2113 Stephen A. SmithE. D. Ark.1996Conspiracy to misapply Small Business Administration loans, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Jimmie Lee SpeakeN. D. Tex.1976Conspiracy to possess and utter counterfeit $20 Federal Reserve notes, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Charles Bernard StewartM. D. Ga.1986Illegally destroying U.S. mail, 18 U.S.C. § 1703(a) Marlena Francisca Stewart-RollinsN. D. Ohio1989Conspiracy to distribute cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846 John Fife Symington, IIID. Ariz.1996 indictment; 1997 superseding indictmentFalse statements to federally insured financial institutions, wire fraud, attempted extortion, and false statements in bankruptcy proceeding, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1014, 1343, 1951, 152, 2(a) and 2(b) Richard Lee TannehillD. Colo.1990Conspiracy in restraint of trade, 15 U.S.C. § 1 Nicholas C. TenagliaE. D. Pa.1985Receipt of illegal payments under the Medicare Program, 42 U.S.C. § 1395nn(b)(1)(B) Gary Allen ThomasW. D. Tex.1987Theft of mail by postal employee, 18 U.S.C. § 1709 Larry Weldon ToddW. D. Tex.1983Conspiracy to commit an offense against the United States in violation of the Lacey Act and the Airborne Hunting Act, 18 U.S.C. § 371; 16 U.S.C. §§ 3372(a)(1), 3373(d)(1)(B), and 742j-1 Olga C. TrevinoW. D. Tex.1987Misapplication by a bank employee, 18 U.S.C. § 656 Ignatious VamvouklisD. New. Hamp.1991Possession of cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 844(a) Patricia A. Van De WeerdW. D. Wis.1990Theft by U.S. postal employee, 18 U.S.C. § 1711 Christopher V. WadeE. D. Ark.1995Bank fraud and false statements on a loan application, 18 U.S.C. §§ 152 and 1014 Bill Wayne WarmathW. D. Tenn.1965Obstruction of correspondence, 18 U.S.C. § 1720 Jack Kenneth WatsonD. Oregon1985Making false statements of material facts to the United States Forest Service, 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Donna Lynn WebbN. D. Fla.1989False entry in savings and loan record by employee, 18 U.S.C. § 1006 Donald William WellsM. D. No. Car.1973Possession of an unregistered firearm, 26 U.S.C. §§ 5861(d) and 5871 Robert H. WendtE. D. Mo.1982Conspiracy to effectuate the escape of a federal prisoner, 18 U.S.C. § 371 Jack L. WilliamsD. Dist. Col.1998Making false statements to federal agents (two counts), 18 U.S.C. § 1001 Kevin Arthur WilliamsD. Neb.1990Conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute crack cocaine, 21 U.S.C. § 846 Robert Michael WilliamsE. D. Mich.1981Conspiracy to transport in foreign commerce securities obtained by fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371 and 2314 Jimmie Lee WilsonE. D. Ark.1990Converting property mortgaged or pledged to a farm credit agency, and converting public money to personal use, 18 U.S.C. §§ 641 and 658 Thelma Louise WingateM. D. Ga.1991Mail fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1341 and 2 Mitchell Couey WoodE. D. Ark.1986Conspiracy to possess and to distribute cocaine, 18 U.S.C. § 371 and 21 U.S.C. § 841(a) Warren Stannard WoodS. D. Calif.1978Conspiracy to defraud the United States by filing a false document with the Securities and Exchange Commission, 18 U.S.C. § 371; 15 U.S.C. §§ 78m. 78n, and 78ff Dewey WortheyE. D. Ark.1988Medicaid fraud, 42 U.S.C. § 1396 Rick Allen YaleS. D. Ill.1992Bank fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1344 and 2 Joseph A. YasakN. D. Ill.1988Knowingly making under oath a false declaration regarding a material fact before a Grand Jury, 18 U.S.C. § 1623 William Stanley YinglingE. D. Ark.1979Receipt of a stolen motor vehicle, 18 U.S.C. § 2313 Philip David YoungW. D. La.1992Interstate transportation and sale of fish and wildlife, 16 U.S.C. §§ 3372(a)(2)(A) and 3373(d)(1)(B)

Please check my work! No one else will!? Please check these problems and correct me if any are wrong! I need an A on this test! please help! 1: Which of the following made possible the American industrial growth of the late 1800s? the household economy technological advances * government reforms the development of labor unions 2: Which of the following revolutionized American communications in the late 1800s? steam engines and steamships the telegraph and telephone * a workable light filament refrigeration and sewing machines 3: One of Thomas Edison's major accomplishments was developing a more efficient way to make steel inventing the telegraph and telephone helping to make electricity more widely available * preaching the "gospel of wealth" 4: Andrew Carnegie argued that the success of wealthy industrialists helped the entire nation * should be limited by the government was illegal according to the Sherman Antitrust Act had no effect on average Americans 5: During the late 1800s, children often worked in factories because their parents believed in the process of "natural selection" families needed the income to survive * employers offered high wages to skilled children there were no public schools for children to attend 6: One thing a person could do in 1900 but not in 1865 was ride on a train sew a dress play a phonograph * read at night 7: Which statement best describes the lifestyle of homesteaders? Homesteaders lived in isolation and avoided social contact. Most women worked outside their homestead. * Homesteaders lived simple and secure lives. Homesteaders often had to struggle even for the necessities. 8: Which one of the following is a lingering myth about the West? It was settled by a variety of races. * Settlers were nearly all white males. Settlers nearly destroyed Native American peoples. Western settlement damaged the environment. 9: Farm mechanization resulted in an increase in farm production a decline in the number of eastern farms * the end of bonanza farms stable crop prices 10: What was one key requirement that applicants had to meet to receive land under the Homestead Act? They had to live on the land all year long. * They had to farm the land for five years in a row. They had to file a claim with a bank. THey had to whel portable cabins from plot to plot. 11: What drew many new immigrants to the West? the opportunity to learn new languages the climate on the plains "land-grant" colleges cheap land and new jobs * 12: How did new technology help farmers on the Great Plains? It saved them time and effort It eliminated insect pests * It made crops drought-resistant It lowered their dabt 13: During the late 1800s, the port of entry for the majority of immigrants was Boston * San Francisco Philadelphia New York 14: Which of the following was a major result of both immigration and the increaded productivity of factory jobs in the late 1800s? the rapid expansion of urban areas * mechanization of agriculture high wages for factory workers overpopulation of the South 15: In the 1890s, immigration patterns shifted dramatically, with most immigrants now coming from northern European countries southern and eastern European countries * Mexico and Central America China and Japan 16: One reason that the United States became more urban during the late 1800s is that farm mechines and factory-made goods reduced the need for farm labor * nobody wanted to live on farms anymore immigrants did not know how to do farm work union organizing of farm workers had not yet begun 17: Which of the following attacted many immigrants to the United States? the military draft strong alien land laws a chance at a better life * labor unions 18: Where did European immigrants often settle in the United States? in western railroad towns in their ports of entry * in the South near lakes 19: When African Americans left southern farms in the late 1800s, where did they relocate? in western minig towns in Mexican border towns in nearby cities * in suburbs 20: Which of the following did NOT contribute to the growth of cities? migration to the suburbs improvements in transportation construction of skyscrapers * immigration 21: Which of the following best characterizes urban areas in the early 1900s? slums and tenements a growing middle class population open spaces, trees, and grass ethnically mixed neighborhoods * 22: Which became the most popular American sport during the late 1800s? football baseball * basketball hockey 23: In the case of Plessy v. Ferguson, the Supreme Court declared segregation unconstitutional established the "separate-but-equal" doctrine, upholding segregation * ordered public school districts to upgrade schools for African Americans ordered universities to enroll more women and African Americans 24: Which of the following factors helped to reduce household chores by 1900? technological advances * smaller homes inexpensive domestic help division of labor among family members 25: Which of the following were popular forms of entertainment in the late 1800s? vaudeville moving pictures trolley parks all of the above * 26: Which was a result of the Spanish-American War? Cuba became a Spanish protectorate Puerto Rico and Guam were made US territories Spain admitted it had blown up the Maine The Philippines won independence from foreign rule * 27: The building of the Panama Canal was important because it helped staballize the economies of Latin American countries improved relations between Colombia and the United States facilitated movement between Atlantic and Pacific ports * promoted European investment in the United States 28: Under imperialism, the stronger nation attempts to dominate a weaker country sell its products to a weaker country create an empire all of the above * 29: Most Progressives argeed that the government should nationalize industries abolish home rule in cities and states protect workers and help the poor * outlaw unions 30: Woodrow Wilson won the presidential election of 1912, partly due to Taft's decision not to run for a second term the fact that he was the only candidate with a reform platform a split in the Republican vote * the lack of competition 31: Progressivism was halted by the efforts of the NAACP World War I the repeal of the prohibition amendment * the victory of the Bull Moose Party 32: Which belief was held by most Progressives? The government should be more accountable to its citizens Housing and healthcare should remain private The government should protect agricultural interests The government should intervene in unfair business practices * 33: In 1906, Upton Sinclair's novel entitled The Jungle exposed dangerous workplace conditions in the meatpacking industry for women in the garment industry for children working long hours * for miners in West Virginia and Colorado 34: One way reformers hoped to end corruption in govenrment was to establish an income tax * give voters more direct say in lawmaking provide more welfare services use the army to oust political machines 35: Many Americans became more supportive of sufrage as a result of women's activities in World War I * the Seventeenth Amendment the Bradwell v. Illinois decision the repeal of prohibition 36: The battle for women's suffrage ended with the ratification of the 16th Amendment 17th Amendment 18th Amendment 19th Amendment * 37: Which event sparked World War I? the sinking of the Lusitania the German-French dispute over Alsace-Lorraine Russia's quest for a warm-water port the assassination of the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne * 38: Which of the following was a major factor in the decision of the United States to enter World War I? Britain's naval blockade of Germany Germany's unrestricted submarine warfare * Vladimir Lenin's rise to power in Russia France's fall to the Central Powers 39: An underlying cause of World War I was the ongoing dispute over the convoy system the web of alliances European nations created for their defense * an alliance between the autocratic rulers of Germany and Russia American insistence on neutrality 40: After Lenin seized control of Russia in 1917, Germany surrendered the Allies declared war on Russia the United States entered the war Russia withdrew from the war * 41: One of the main causes of the war, imperialism, involved invading Belgium and France acquiring uncolonized areas of the world * blockading enemy ports acting in a nation's own interest 42: The German U-boat changed the rules of naval warfare because it attacked only in the summer remained hidden and fired without warning * avoided merchant ships surfaced before firing its torpedoes 43: The death toll from World War I was the highest for American troops low, because of advances in weapons extraordinarily high * high for Germany, but low for the Allies 44: In the 1920s, many American consumers began to adopt the practice of recycling sewing their own clothes buying goods on credit * publishing their own newspapers 45: Henry Ford's dream was to sell cars that came in many colors could travel 100 miles per hour ordinary people could afford * would attract wealthy business owners 46: One result of Prohibition during the 1920s was an increase in alcoholism a decline in dancing and socializing the rise of organized crime * the creation of urban artistic colonies 47: How did life change for American women in the 1920s? Many women felt more fre to experiment with bolder styles and manners * Married women found it much easier to balance careers and family life Most women grew long hair and stopped using makeup Women began to dominate the work force, often taking leadership positions 48: Jazz was brought to northern cities by older generations musicians from the Mexico City area southern Arfican Americans * World War I veterans 49: The rise of films, radio broadcasting, and the news media all helped to bring about organized crime a national culture * the Garvey movement the Ku Klux Klan 50: During the Depression, African Americans, Hispanics, and Asian Americans made great strides in equal rights legislation often lost jobs to white laborers * were less affected than other groups were encouraged to start their own businesses 51: A major environmental crisis of the 1930s was known as the Dust Bowl * the Grapes of Wrath Black Tuesday the Great Crash 52: How did most investors react to a sudden fall in stock prices in 1929? They called in their loans They pooled money to buy stocks They raced to sell their stocks * They pledged their stocks as collateral 53: A fundamental disagreement between the candidates in the 1932 presidential election concerned whether or not the Depression existed the federal governement should try to fix people's problems Americans should offer aid to European economies any relief efforts were necessary to ease the ecnomic crisis * 54: The rise in homelessness mainly resulted from increased immigration high interest rates a decline in housing construction laid off workers losing their homes * 55: During the Depression working women were embarassed to be working respected for being family providers paid extra if they got married accused of taking jobs away from men * 56: Which New Deal agency was created to help businesses? Federal Reserve Board National Recovery Administration * Civilian Conservation Corps Home Owner's Loan Corporation 57: What criticism did many Progressives make of the New Deal? It unfairly taxed successful, hardworking people It poromoted a regimented, militaristic society It did not do enough to redistribute wealth * Many of its programs smacked of "Bolshevism" 58: The "black cabinet" was an unofficial group of African American officeholders * a loose coalition of opponents to the New Deal the nickname given to Roosevelt advisors Harry Hopkins and Harold Ickes African American Cabinet members who opposed the New Deal 59: How did Roosevelt try to help business? by raising tariffs * by stabilizing industrial prices by expanding foreign trade by abolishing the minimum wage 60: How did Roosevelt's programs help farmers? by raising crop production by encouraging farmer associations by allowing Mexican labor by giving financial assistance to farmers * 61: Sit-down strikes were so successful that the Supreme Court outlawed them * employers hired only nonunion workers unions won all their demands Congress passed the Wagner Act

question regarding an attempted south african scam? any average person can detect a scam a mile away.. but i need a little help (out of curiousity) as to what exactly will this person benefit from, if anyone were to give him/her the info requested?? any opinions would be appreciated :) thank you so much Urgent Business From:(Mrs Vivian Sasa. Physical Address: 350 Church Street, Pretoria 0004. Jo,burg SOUTH AFRICA. Tel/Fax: +27 866-073-276 Good Day, Dear Sir/Madam. RE-TRANSFER OF $26,654,000.00 {Twenty Sixty Million Six Hundred and Fifty Four Thousand United States OF America Dollars} I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a elationship. Well My Name is ( Mrs. Vivian Sasa) A BANKER IN ONE OF THE REPUTABLE BANKS IN SOUTH AFRICA. I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS PROPOSAL OF $26,654,000.00 {Twenty Sixty Million Six Hundred and Fifty Four Thousand United States OF America Dollars} THE DEPOSITOR OF THE SAID FUND DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DURING THE IRAQ WAR IN 2006. THE DECEASED CUSTOMER USED HIS WIFE AS THE NEXT OF KIN BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE WIFE DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM LEAVING NOBODY FOR THE CLIAM. YOU CAN VISIT THE BELOW WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS OVER THERE DEATH: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6040054.stm The fund was deposited in 2004 and he died in 2006 and since his death in 2006 nobody has operated on this account again hence the money is floating, and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing, and Government of South Africa will confiscate the funds for their personal use which I personally don't want such incident to happen being that this is a great opportunity in my life. My contact is for you to please assist me to transfer the fund {$26,654,000.00} from the prime Bank here in ( South Africa ) to an oversea account of your choice. First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential. I am sure and have confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude. I solicit your assistance to enable us transfer the said amount into your safe account for onward investment. You can either provide us with an existing account information even if it is an empty provided you are the only signatory to the account. I am assuring you that the transaction is 100% free of risk and trouble as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business,trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down once the fund is transfer to the account which you are going to provide because the business is my life. The owner of this account is a foreigner and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and until his death he was the manager of his company. My investigation through the National immigration department here in Jo,burg South Africa proved to me as well that he was single as at the time of his entry into South Africa. As a matter of fact, I have decided to transfer this fund abroad for investment. Your assistance as a foreigner is necessary because the management of the bank will welcome any foreigner who has correct information to this account which I will give to you immediately, We will start the first transfer with (Ten Million Usdollars {$10,000,000.00}. Upon successful transfer of the first (Ten Million Usdollars {$10,000,000.00} without any disappointment from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining balance of Sixteen Million Six Hundred and Fifty Four Thousand United States OF America Dollars} {$16, 654,000.00} Million to the same account which you will provide. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here due to law of inheritance in South Africa. If you are interested, please forward the following information as below: {1} Your full name and address:...... {2} Bank Name:............ .......... {3} Bank Address..................... {4} Account No:...................... {5} Swift Code....................... {6} Account Holder's Name: .......... {7} Your telephone Numbers........... {8} Your Occupation.................. {9} Your Valid Identity or Passport copy ................... Upon receipt of the above details, payment will be activated by feeding of your data into the bank payment system, followed by a signal that will be sent to the paying bank to remit the fund into your nominated bank account within 7 official bank working days of receipt of the above information at the conculsion of the transaction you will be giving 40% of the total money 55% will be for me and the bank manager while 5% will be set aside for settlement of any expences that may arise at the cost of this transaction. Best Regard

anybody intrested check this out? 1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had. 4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person. 5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels. 6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself. 7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. 8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945. 9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son. 13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number. 14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately). 16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles. 17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan. 18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. 19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2. 20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. 21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar 22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print. 24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino. 25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled. 26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards. 27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively). 28. Camel's have three eyelids. 29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day. 30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son. 31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister. 32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system. 33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps. 34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape. 35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses. 36. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce". 39. Slugs have four noses. 40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil). 42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows. 43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS) 44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing. 45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads. 46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States. 47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax". 49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess. 50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters. 51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. 53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks. 54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday. 55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it. 56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. 57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour. 59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original. 60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. 62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar). 63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". 64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different". 65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget. 66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby. 67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is. 69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service. 70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived. 71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes. 72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's. 73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from. 74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide. 75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward). 76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles". 77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 78. One in ten people live on an island. 79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%. 81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek. 84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. 85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model. 86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head. 87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia). 88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher. 89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas. 90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator. 93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S. 94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public). 95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. 96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet." 97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South). 98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896. 99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity. 100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive. 102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome". 103. A snail can sleep for 3 years. 104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide. 105. China has more English speakers than the United States. 106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes. 107. One in every 9000 people is an albino. 108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. 110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury. 111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on. 112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten. 113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing. 114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere. 115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. 116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity. 119. About 55% of all movies are rated R. 120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually. 121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India. 122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. 123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. 125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable. 126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world. 130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick. 131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building. 134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000. 135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". 137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy. 138. Almonds are members of the peach family. 139. Rats and horses can't vomit. 140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim. 141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. 142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance. 143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie. 148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. 149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure. 150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies. 151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21. 153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 154. All polar bears are left-handed. 155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal) 156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 157. Butterflies taste with their feet. 158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump. 159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 160. Starfish have no brains. 161. 11% of the world is left-handed. 162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later. 163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. 166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray. 168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months. 170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A. 171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour. 173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second. 175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade. 176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old. 177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer. 178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured. 179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it. 181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link." 184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white. 185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother. 186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes. 188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." 189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth. 190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose. 193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 195. Cats' urine glows under a black light. 196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip. 197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970. 198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items. 199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated. 200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet. 201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). 202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. 203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined. 204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition). 205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". 206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older. 207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S. 209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet. 210. A jellyfish is 95% water. 211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001). 212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day. 214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle) 216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10. 217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined. 218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple. 220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross. 222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France. 223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city. 224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life". 225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. 226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50. 227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers. 228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5. 229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal. 230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand. 231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119. 232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner. 233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary. 234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z. 235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years. 236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister. 238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day. 239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. 240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. 241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English. 243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330. 244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies. 245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor. 246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined. 247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history. 248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world). 249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. 251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves. 252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000. 253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer. 254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust". 256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. 257. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion. 259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+) 260. Pearls melt in vinegar. 261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal. 262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself. 263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag. 264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible. 265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War. 266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. 267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House. 268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther. 269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census. 270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world. 271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment. 272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash. 273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed. 274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice. 275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen. 276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital. 277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day. 278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people. 279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q). 280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. 281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. 282. Only female mosquitoes bite. 283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail. 284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells. 285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age. 286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female. 287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon). 288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system. 289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas. 290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel. 291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died. 292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit. 293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives." 294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player. 295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open. 296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person). 297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today. 298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951). 299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated. 300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands. 301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst". 302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash. 303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard. 304. Hummingbirds can't walk. 305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969). 306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing). 307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967). 308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history. 309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek. 310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY. 311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf. 312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works. 313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men. 314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex. 315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure. 316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P". 317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616. 318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population). 319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days. 320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".

Would you like to check out these 320 useless facts? 1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had. 4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person. 5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels. 6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself. 7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. 8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945. 9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son. 13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number. 14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately). 16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles. 17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan. 18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. 19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2. 20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. 21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar 22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print. 24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino. 25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled. 26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards. 27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively). 28. Camel's have three eyelids. 29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day. 30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son. 31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister. 32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system. 33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps. 34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape. 35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses. 36. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce". 39. Slugs have four noses. 40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil). 42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows. 43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS) 44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing. 45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads. 46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States. 47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax". 49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess. 50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters. 51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. 53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks. 54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday. 55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it. 56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. 57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour. 59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original. 60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. 62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar). 63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". 64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different". 65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget. 66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby. 67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is. 69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service. 70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived. 71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes. 72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's. 73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from. 74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide. 75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward). 76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles". 77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 78. One in ten people live on an island. 79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%. 81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek. 84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. 85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model. 86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head. 87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia). 88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher. 89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas. 90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator. 93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S. 94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public). 95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. 96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet." 97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South). 98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896. 99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity. 100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive. 102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome". 103. A snail can sleep for 3 years. 104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide. 105. China has more English speakers than the United States. 106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes. 107. One in every 9000 people is an albino. 108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. 110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury. 111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on. 112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten. 113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing. 114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere. 115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. 116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity. 119. About 55% of all movies are rated R. 120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually. 121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India. 122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. 123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. 125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable. 126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world. 130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick. 131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building. 134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000. 135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". 137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy. 138. Almonds are members of the peach family. 139. Rats and horses can't vomit. 140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim. 141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. 142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance. 143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie. 148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. 149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure. 150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies. 151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21. 153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 154. All polar bears are left-handed. 155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal) 156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 157. Butterflies taste with their feet. 158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump. 159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 160. Starfish have no brains. 161. 11% of the world is left-handed. 162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later. 163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. 166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray. 168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months. 170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A. 171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour. 173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second. 175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade. 176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old. 177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer. 178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured. 179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it. 181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link." 184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white. 185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother. 186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes. 188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." 189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth. 190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose. 193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 195. Cats' urine glows under a black light. 196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip. 197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970. 198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items. 199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated. 200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet. 201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). 202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. 203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined. 204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition). 205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". 206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older. 207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S. 209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet. 210. A jellyfish is 95% water. 211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001). 212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day. 214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle) 216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10. 217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined. 218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple. 220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross. 222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France. 223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city. 224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life". 225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. 226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50. 227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers. 228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5. 229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal. 230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand. 231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119. 232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner. 233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary. 234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z. 235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years. 236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister. 238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day. 239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. 240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. 241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English. 243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330. 244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies. 245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor. 246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined. 247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history. 248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world). 249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. 251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves. 252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000. 253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer. 254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust". 256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. 257. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion. 259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+) 260. Pearls melt in vinegar. 261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal. 262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself. 263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag. 264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible. 265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War. 266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. 267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House. 268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther. 269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census. 270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world. 271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment. 272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash. 273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed. 274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice. 275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen. 276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital. 277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day. 278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people. 279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q). 280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. 281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. 282. Only female mosquitoes bite. 283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail. 284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells. 285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age. 286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female. 287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon). 288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system. 289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas. 290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel. 291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died. 292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit. 293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives." 294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player. 295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open. 296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person). 297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today. 298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951). 299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated. 300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands. 301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst". 302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash. 303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard. 304. Hummingbirds can't walk. 305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969). 306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing). 307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967). 308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history. 309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek. 310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY. 311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf. 312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works. 313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men. 314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex. 315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure. 316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P". 317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616. 318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population). 319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days. 320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds". Have fun reading it. Some interesting stuff on there. I didn't type them up myself either. Just copied and pasted them. No offense taken. Just skim through it, it ain't rocket science. Yes there is a one thousand limit on characters but i don't care. And i am not bored for a change. Triple Ho took hostage of my avatar. It's better than the male face though. Triple Ho took hostage of my avatar. It's better than the male face though.

Check this out! Anyone know of these usuless facts? 1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had. 4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person. 5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels. 6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself. 7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. 8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945. 9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son. 13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number. 14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately). 16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles. 17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan. 18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. 19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2. 20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. 21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar 22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print. 24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino. 25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled. 26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards. 27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively). 28. Camel's have three eyelids. 29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day. 30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son. 31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister. 32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system. 33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps. 34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape. 35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses. 36. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce". 39. Slugs have four noses. 40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil). 42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows. 43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS) 44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing. 45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads. 46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States. 47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax". 49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess. 50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters. 51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. 53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks. 54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday. 55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it. 56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. 57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour. 59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original. 60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. 62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar). 63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". 64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different". 65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget. 66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby. 67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is. 69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service. 70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived. 71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes. 72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's. 73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from. 74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide. 75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward). 76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles". 77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 78. One in ten people live on an island. 79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%. 81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek. 84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. 85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model. 86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head. 87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia). 88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher. 89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas. 90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator. 93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S. 94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public). 95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. 96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet." 97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South). 98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896. 99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity. 100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive. 102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome". 103. A snail can sleep for 3 years. 104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide. 105. China has more English speakers than the United States. 106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes. 107. One in every 9000 people is an albino. 108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. 110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury. 111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on. 112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten. 113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing. 114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere. 115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. 116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity. 119. About 55% of all movies are rated R. 120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually. 121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India. 122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. 123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. 125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable. 126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world. 130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick. 131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building. 134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000. 135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". 137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy. 138. Almonds are members of the peach family. 139. Rats and horses can't vomit. 140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim. 141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. 142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance. 143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie. 148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. 149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure. 150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies. 151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21. 153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 154. All polar bears are left-handed. 155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal) 156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 157. Butterflies taste with their feet. 158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump. 159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 160. Starfish have no brains. 161. 11% of the world is left-handed. 162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later. 163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. 166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray. 168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months. 170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A. 171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour. 173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second. 175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade. 176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old. 177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer. 178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured. 179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it. 181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link." 184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white. 185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother. 186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes. 188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." 189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth. 190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose. 193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 195. Cats' urine glows under a black light. 196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip. 197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970. 198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items. 199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated. 200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet. 201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). 202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. 203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined. 204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition). 205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". 206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older. 207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S. 209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet. 210. A jellyfish is 95% water. 211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001). 212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day. 214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle) 216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10. 217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined. 218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple. 220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross. 222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France. 223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city. 224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life". 225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. 226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50. 227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers. 228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5. 229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal. 230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand. 231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119. 232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner. 233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary. 234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z. 235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years. 236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister. 238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day. 239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. 240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. 241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English. 243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330. 244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies. 245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor. 246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined. 247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history. 248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world). 249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. 251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves. 252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000. 253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer. 254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust". 256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. 257. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion. 259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+) 260. Pearls melt in vinegar. 261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal. 262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself. 263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag. 264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible. 265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War. 266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. 267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House. 268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther. 269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census. 270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world. 271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment. 272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash. 273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed. 274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice. 275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen. 276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital. 277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day. 278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people. 279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q). 280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. 281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. 282. Only female mosquitoes bite. 283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail. 284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells. 285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age. 286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female. 287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon). 288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system. 289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas. 290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel. 291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died. 292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit. 293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives." 294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player. 295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open. 296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person). 297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today. 298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951). 299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated. 300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands. 301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst". 302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash. 303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard. 304. Hummingbirds can't walk. 305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969). 306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing). 307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967). 308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history. 309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek. 310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY. 311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf. 312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works. 313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men. 314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex. 315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure. 316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P". 317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616. 318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population). 319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days. 320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds". I really loved these facts, so I thought I'd share them with you guys. Please don't be mad! Have a nice day! :)

320 Useless Facts Most Intresting One? 1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had. 4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person. 5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels. 6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself. 7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. 8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945. 9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son. 13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number. 14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately). 16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles. 17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan. 18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. 19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2. 20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. 21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar 22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print. 24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino. 25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled. 26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards. 27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively). 28. Camel's have three eyelids. 29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day. 30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son. 31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister. 32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system. 33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps. 34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape. 35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses. 36. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce". 39. Slugs have four noses. 40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil). 42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows. 43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS) 44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing. 45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads. 46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States. 47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax". 49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess. 50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters. 51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. 53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks. 54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday. 55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it. 56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. 57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour. 59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original. 60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. 62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar). 63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". 64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different". 65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget. 66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby. 67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is. 69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service. 70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived. 71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes. 72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's. 73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from. 74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide. 75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward). 76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles". 77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 78. One in ten people live on an island. 79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%. 81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek. 84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. 85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model. 86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head. 87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia). 88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher. 89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas. 90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator. 93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S. 94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public). 95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. 96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet." 97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South). 98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896. 99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity. 100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive. 102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome". 103. A snail can sleep for 3 years. 104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide. 105. China has more English speakers than the United States. 106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes. 107. One in every 9000 people is an albino. 108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. 110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury. 111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on. 112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten. 113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing. 114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere. 115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. 116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity. 119. About 55% of all movies are rated R. 120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually. 121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India. 122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. 123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. 125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable. 126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world. 130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick. 131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building. 134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000. 135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". 137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy. 138. Almonds are members of the peach family. 139. Rats and horses can't vomit. 140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim. 141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. 142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance. 143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie. 148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. 149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure. 150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies. 151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21. 153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 154. All polar bears are left-handed. 155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal) 156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 157. Butterflies taste with their feet. 158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump. 159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 160. Starfish have no brains. 161. 11% of the world is left-handed. 162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later. 163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. 166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray. 168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months. 170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A. 171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour. 173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second. 175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade. 176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old. 177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer. 178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured. 179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it. 181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link." 184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white. 185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother. 186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes. 188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." 189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth. 190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose. 193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 195. Cats' urine glows under a black light. 196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip. 197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970. 198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items. 199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated. 200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet. 201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). 202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. 203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined. 204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition). 205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". 206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older. 207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S. 209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet. 210. A jellyfish is 95% water. 211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001). 212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day. 214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle) 216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10. 217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined. 218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple. 220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross. 222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France. 223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city. 224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life". 225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. 226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50. 227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers. 228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5. 229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal. 230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand. 231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119. 232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner. 233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary. 234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z. 235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years. 236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister. 238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day. 239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. 240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. 241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English. 243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330. 244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies. 245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor. 246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined. 247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history. 248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world). 249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. 251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves. 252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000. 253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer. 254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust". 256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. 257. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion. 259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+) 260. Pearls melt in vinegar. 261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal. 262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself. 263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag. 264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible. 265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War. 266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. 267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House. 268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther. 269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census. 270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world. 271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment. 272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash. 273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed. 274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice. 275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen. 276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital. 277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day. 278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people. 279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q). 280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. 281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. 282. Only female mosquitoes bite. 283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail. 284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells. 285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age. 286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female. 287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon). 288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system. 289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas. 290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel. 291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died. 292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit. 293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives." 294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player. 295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open. 296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person). 297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today. 298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951). 299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated. 300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands. 301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst". 302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash. 303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard. 304. Hummingbirds can't walk. 305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969). 306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing). 307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967). 308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history. 309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek. 310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY. 311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf. 312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works. 313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men. 314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex. 315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure. 316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P". 317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616. 318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population). 319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days. 320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".